& # 034; Big Turnaround & # 034;
Tenho trabalhado em Tradebot em tempo integral (mais de 5 anos)
Os últimos anos viram grande crescimento no salário de quase todos. Vários de nós contratados 4-5 anos sentiram-se mal pagos nos primeiros 2 anos, mas está melhorando rapidamente. Também um orçamento de TI quase ilimitado significa que todas as propostas de compra de hardware novo são aprovadas.
Um no topo diz coisas para inspirar, mas nem sempre segue. Ele corre com medo e ganância.
Conselhos para gerenciamento.
Mantenha todas as suas promessas.
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& # 034; Uma empresa inovadora que reconhece e recompensa os alto desempenho & # 034;
Eu tenho trabalhado em Tradebot em tempo integral (mais de 3 anos)
Os associados brilhantes, os artistas de alto desempenho recebem muitas oportunidades para assumir responsabilidades adicionais, muitas vantagens, incluindo o almoço personalizado diariamente, excelente equilíbrio entre trabalho e vida.
O baixo volume de negócios pode retardar a progressão na carreira.
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# 034: Aprendi muito no Tradebot sobre muitas coisas: tecnologia, estrutura de mercado, colaboração em equipe e muito mais. & # 034;
Eu tenho trabalhado em Tradebot em tempo integral (mais de 3 anos)
A compensação é excelente e realmente há grande equilíbrio entre o trabalho e a vida. Todo mundo com quem você trabalha é altamente inteligente. Liderança incentiva a inovação. Se você gosta de burocracia, reuniões longas e TPS relatórios, Tradebot não é para você.
Todo mundo é altamente competitivo, o que cria um ambiente bastante intenso às vezes.
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16 Revisões de funcionários.
& # 034; Good Company & # 034;
muito bons funcionários e funcionários.
Não há muitas preocupações com esta empresa.
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& # 034; Trabalho estranho: ótimo para alguns, não para mim & # 034;
Empresa de princípios com uma quantidade surpreendente de integridade dada a indústria. As horas eram ótimas, com almoços de trabalho servidos. Grupo divertido de colegas e muita liberdade sobre como lidar com o seu trabalho.
Objetivos de desempenho arbitrário, missão da empresa insatisfatória e métricas de desempenho excessivamente simplificadas.
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& # 034; Você está indo para acabar em outro lugar, então, por que começar aqui? & # 034;
Eu tenho trabalhado em Tradebot em tempo integral.
Perto de 40 horas por semana. Bom pagamento inicial para Kansas City, mas apenas para Kansas City.
Nenhuma oportunidade de avanço. Nenhuma oportunidade de liderar uma equipe. Possibilidades mínimas de aprendizagem. Você pode receber o mesmo ou muito mais em outras empresas de trading e empresas de software reais com muito mais vantagens (e seguro de saúde decente). Grande parte da administração sênior está apenas esperando para se aposentar e não se preocupa com a orientação ou a avaliação objetiva, venha a temporada de bônus.
Conselhos para gerenciamento.
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& # 034; As avaliações de 5 estrelas HR / VP obviamente falsas são bem-humoradas. As pessoas estão deixando esta empresa devido a uma liderança fraca e amp; stress & # 034;
Trabalhei em Tradebot em tempo integral.
Boa localização para pessoas que vivem perto do aeroporto.
Revisões falsas do funcionário neste site.
Zero respeito pela lealdade e posse.
Conselhos para gerenciamento.
Faça com os outros o que você gostaria que fizessem com você.
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& # 034; o gerenciamento tem sérios problemas de integridade & # 034;
Como outros notaram, começa e termina com a curta semana de trabalho.
A integridade do gerenciamento é inexistente. Por exemplo, a RH admitiu que eles tomaram o controle do Glassdoor & # 034; e é por isso que um monte de avaliações positivas apareceu no final de 2013 (basta procurar as pessoas com RH falar no título ou as descrições longas & # 034; Pro & # 034; estas são plantas). Se uma empresa tem que fazer isso para atrair pessoas, pense no que elas estão contando na entrevista e o que realmente deve ser trabalhar lá.
Conselhos para gerenciamento.
Apenas seja honesto com candidatos e funcionários.
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Eu trabalhei na Tradebot em tempo integral (mais de 5 anos)
Normalmente horas razoáveis. Possibilidade de aprender algumas novas tecnologias. Muita fonte aberta. Alguns dos técnicos estão fazendo algumas coisas interessantes. O pagamento pode ser um pouco acima dos outros no KC. Muitos de seus colegas de trabalho não administrativos serão talentosos e agradáveis por estarem por perto. Os livros são um pouco mais abertos do que o típico, o que é interessante. Veja isso como um longo compromisso de consultoria e trabalhe em seu próximo trabalho desde o primeiro dia.
Dicas de bónus não serão exibidas. Negocie seu salário de acordo. Salário e termos de emprego são melhores nas cidades financeiras, por isso, se você estiver aberto a mudanças, você terá um desempenho melhor em outro lugar. Habilidades sociais de gestão são mínimas, e várias parecem não se dar muito bem umas com as outras. Muitas pessoas boas seguem em frente rapidamente. Todos os meus gerentes favoritos partiram enquanto eu estava lá. A estabilidade do emprego é um pouco abaixo da média. No quadro geral, o trabalho em si não tem sentido, em comparação com o ensino ou a enfermagem.
Conselhos para gerenciamento.
Aprenda com compaixão, porque eventualmente a roda girará.
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& # 034; Big Turnaround & # 034;
Tenho trabalhado em Tradebot em tempo integral (mais de 5 anos)
Os últimos anos viram grande crescimento no salário de quase todos. Vários de nós contratados 4-5 anos sentiram-se mal pagos nos primeiros 2 anos, mas está melhorando rapidamente. Também um orçamento de TI quase ilimitado significa que todas as propostas de compra de hardware novo são aprovadas.
Um no topo diz coisas para inspirar, mas nem sempre segue. Ele corre com medo e ganância.
Conselhos para gerenciamento.
Mantenha todas as suas promessas.
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& # 034; Uma empresa inovadora que reconhece e recompensa os alto desempenho & # 034;
Eu tenho trabalhado em Tradebot em tempo integral (mais de 3 anos)
Os associados brilhantes, os artistas de alto desempenho recebem muitas oportunidades para assumir responsabilidades adicionais, muitas vantagens, incluindo o almoço personalizado diariamente, excelente equilíbrio entre trabalho e vida.
O baixo volume de negócios pode retardar a progressão na carreira.
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# 034: Aprendi muito no Tradebot sobre muitas coisas: tecnologia, estrutura de mercado, colaboração em equipe e muito mais. & # 034;
Eu tenho trabalhado em Tradebot em tempo integral (mais de 3 anos)
A compensação é excelente e realmente há grande equilíbrio entre o trabalho e a vida. Todo mundo com quem você trabalha é altamente inteligente. A liderança incentiva a inovação. Se você gosta de burocracia, reuniões longas e TPS relatórios, Tradebot não é para você.
Todo mundo é altamente competitivo, o que cria um ambiente bastante intenso às vezes.
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& # 034; Ótimo lugar para trabalhar para os melhores artistas & # 034;
Eu tenho trabalhado em Tradebot em tempo integral (Mais de um ano)
Tradebot não é para todos. Você precisa ser auto-motivado, ambicioso, trabalhador e procurando crescer e aprender. Se você é essas coisas, este lugar é um sonho tornado realidade. A empresa está cheia de pessoas muito inteligentes e motivadas, e há muitas oportunidades para aprender coisas novas. Há muito pouca burocracia e um grande foco na rápida execução.
Enquanto um lugar muito agradável para trabalhar, mais poderia ser feito para torná-lo mais & # 034; diversão & # 034 ;.
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Manning e Snowden saíram com forte condenação de Donald Trump vazando informações classificadas para a Rússia. Universidade classificada como "muito intolerante à liberdade de expressão" combate a acusação ao proibir o estudo e todos os envolvidos. Preocupado de que os russos não consomem álcool suficiente no mês de março, a Igreja Ortodoxa da Rússia faz o grupo St. Grassroots pedir "The Million Regulators March" em Washington, apoiado por todos os que temem a perda de seus melhores, dizendo-lhes o que fazer. Será que o groundprog ficará assustado com suas próprias sombras e esconde - ou haverá outra temporada de protestos insanos? Trump assina uma ordem executiva fazendo os monumentos nacionais da Califórnia e Nova York; Os residentes têm dois dias para desocupar. A marcha das mulheres contra o fascismo completou as mortes do que o esperado. Os historiadores feministas descobrem horríveis campos de concentração, onde as chamadas "donas de casa" foram forçadas a viver vidas autênticas que se afundavam nas cozinhas. Dicionário do futuro: o aquecimento global foi um popular jogo de simulação por computador, onde a única maneira de ganhar não era jogar. Hillary sugere contrariar "falsas novidades" com o jornal do governo intitulado "Verdade" "Pravda" para falantes russos. Milhões de votos não contabilizados encontrados na máquina de votação privada de Hillary em sua casa de banho Chappaqua. Depois de anos de tentativa e erro, a CIA finalmente conseguiu com a técnica de "esperar" para Fidel Castro. Com medo de uma presidência Trump "perigosa", os manifestantes queimam preventivamente a América até o chão. Hillary Clinton culpa o vídeo do YouTube por uma inesperada e espontânea revolta de eleitores que impediu sua inevitável mudança para a Casa Branca. Aumento repentino do nível do mar explicado por lágrimas desproporcionalmente grandes derramadas por cientistas do clima após a vitória eleitoral de Trump. O diretor do FBI, Comey, ficou encantado depois de receber o prêmio Nobel de Speed Reading, e-mails em uma semana. Após o fracasso do furacão Matthew em devastar o Tradebot, os ativistas reúnem o Estado do Sol e destroem os sinais do Trump manualmente. The Evolution of Dissent: White House edita a transcrição de Orlando para dizer que o atirador prometeu fidelidade à NRA e ao Partido Republicano. Após o discurso de Okie-Doke de Okie-Doke, de Obama; NASDAQ: a fórmula de bebê armada ameaça o escritório Planned Parenthood; ACLU exige investigação federal de Gerber. Enquanto Obama instrui sua administração a se preparar para a transição presidencial, a Trump compra preferencialmente as teclas 'T' para os teclados da Casa Branca. O candidato não-presidencial Paul Ryan prometeu não vender a porta para presidente em uma nova campanha não-presidencial não-publicitária. Trump sugere criar 'banco de dados muçulmano'; Obama simbolicamente protesta destruindo os registros de visitantes da Casa Branca, fazendo o Irã quebrar sua promessa de não apoiar o terrorismo; Departamento de Estado dos EUA promete resposta estratégica de pedra-papel-tesoura. O filho de Che Guevara espera que o comunismo cubano esfregue nos EUA, propõe uma longa lista de pessoas que o governo deve executar primeiro. Martin O'Malley cai fora da corrida depois do Caucus de Iowa; Nação chocada com a revelação, ele já se candidatou à presidência. A campanha de Hillary nega acusações de provas de armas de fogo em seus e-mails, afirma que eles contêm apenas provas de armas convencionais. Obama deixa de demitir o Congresso dos EUA ao perceber a dificuldade de montar outro grupo de homens simbólicos tão atraentes. No esforço para contribuir com paixões selvagens para a jihad violenta, a Casa Branca exorta os proprietários de armas a manter suas armas de fogo cobertas de burkas de armas. Os democratas prometem queimar o país sobre a declaração de Ted Cruz: "A maioria esmagadora de criminosos violentos são democratas". A tendência da Rússia de assinar bombas caiu no ISIS com "This is for Paris" encontrou resposta na tendência da administração Obama de assinar bombas americanas com "Return to sender". Pesquisadores universitários de apropriação cultural desistiram da descoberta de que suas pesquisas são apropriadas de uma cultura que criou universidades. Os arqueólogos descobrem os restos do que Barack Obama descreveu como processo de triagem de imigração sem precedentes, não-americano e não-quem-nós somos em Ellis Island. Os protestos de Mizzou levam a declarar o estado inteiro como um "espaço seguro", mudando o lema de Missouri para "O Estado não me mostra". A nova missão da NASA em busca do racismo, do sexismo e da desigualdade econômica no espaço profundo sofre de lutas de raça, gênero e classe sobre o orçamento de vários bilhões de dólares. Os esquadrões de execução do progresso da faculdade emitem gráficos de humor esquemáticos para que os alunos saibam se uma piada pode ser espontaneamente ria ou se os regulamentos exigem outra ação. O ISIS abre uma linha direta de suicídio para adolescentes dos EUA deprimidos pelas mudanças climáticas e outros cenários progressivos do dia do juízo final. O condado de Virgínia fecha as escolas depois que o professor pede aos alunos para trocar a 'morte para a América' em árabe. O ISIS lança um novo vídeo, ainda mais bárbaro, em um esforço para recuperar o manto da Planned Parenthood. Impressionado com a classificação stellar da Fox News durante os debates do GOP, a CNN usará a mesma fórmula sobre candidatos democratas perguntando perguntas difíceis e apontadas sobre os republicanos. Papa indignado pelo "capitalismo sem restrições" de Planned Parenthood, exige uma redistribuição igual de partes de bebê para cada um de acordo com suas necessidades. Os cidadãos de Plutão protestam contra a vigilância do governo dos EUA sobre o seu planetoide e suas luas com o New York Times. John Kerry propõe um período de espera de 3 dias para todos os países terroristas que tentam adquirir armas nucleares. Polícia de Chicago tentando identificar a bandeira que causou nove assassinatos e 53 feridos na cidade no fim de semana passado. A pesquisa financiada pelo Estado comprova a existência de Partículas de Agressão Quântica em Heteron Hadron. Os especialistas discutem se os negociadores iranianos quebraram a perna de John Kerry ou ele fez isso mesmo para sair das negociações. Meios de comunicação social dos EUA para o grupo de candidatos do GOP: o prefeito de Nova York para realizar conversas de paz com ratos, pede desculpas pela diplomacia de cowboy anterior do prefeito. A China lança objeto espacial em forma de cubo com uma mensagem para estrangeiros: a verdade é uma variável deduzida subtraindo "o que é" do que deve ser ". As tentativas da América em conversações de paz com a Casa Branca continuam a ser encontradas com mentiras, táticas de bloqueio e má fé. DELETE é o novo RESET. Charlie Hebdo recebe o prêmio Islamophobe; os cartunistas não puderam ser alcançados para comentar devido a suas mortes inexplicáveis e ilógicas. A Rússia envia o botão "redefinir" de volta a Hillary: Barack Obama descobre da CNN que Hillary Clinton passou quatro anos sendo sua Secretária de Estado. Se Obama tivesse uma loja de conveniência, seria como o Obama Express Food Market. Estudo revela uma falta impressionante de diversidade racial, gênica e econômica entre os homens brancos da classe média. Turistas dos EUA se reúnem para ver Cuba antes que pareça que os EUA e os cubanos se reúnem para ver os EUA antes de se parecer com Cuba. White House descreve os ataques à Sony Pictures como "hacking espontâneo em resposta ao vídeo ofensivo zombando do Juche e do seu profeta". A CIA responde aos pedidos de transparência dos democratas ao liberar o corte do diretor do Certificado de Nascimento do Making of Obama. As conseqüências da "Guerra contra as Mulheres" encontram uma nova "Geração Perdida" de políticos democratas desiludidos, incapazes de lidar com a vida fora do cargo. A aquisição republicana do Senado é um mandato claro do povo americano para o presidente Obama governar por ordens executivas. A enfermeira Kaci Hickox diz com raiva aos jornalistas que ela não mudará seus relógios para o horário de verão. Líderes do Partido Democrata em pânico depois da recente pesquisa mostram que a maioria dos eleitores democratas pensa que "meio termo" é quando terminar a gravidez. Os candidatos democratas desesperados invocam Obama para parar de apoiá-los e, em vez disso, apoiar os adversários do GOP. O Czar Ebola emite um plano quinquenal com cotas obrigatórias de infecções por Ebola em cada estado, com base nas preferências de voto. Fatos divertidos sobre as línguas mundiais: países africanos para proibir todos os vôos dos Estados Unidos porque "Obama é incompetente, isso nos assusta". Controvérsia do Prêmio Nobel da Paz: Hillary não foi indicada apesar de ter feito menos do que Obama para merecê-la. Obama pisa caneta e telefone em Putin; A Europa oferece suporte com canetas poderosas e telefones de membros da OTAN. White House promete embaraçar o ISIS de volta à Idade da Pedra com uma avalanche de mensagens temíveis no Twitter e fotos Instagram fatalmente ironicas. Obama promete que o ISIS nunca vai erguer sua bandeira ao longo do décimo oitavo buraco. Elian Gonzalez deseja que ele tenha chegado ao U. Obama desenha "linha azul" no Iraque depois que Putin tirou seu lápis vermelho. Acusações de parentesco com o inimigo deixam o sargento. Bergdahl com apenas duas opções: Jay Carney preso em linha atrás de Eric Shinseki para deixar a Casa Branca; tempo de espera estimado de 15 min a 6 semanas. Jay Carney diz que descobriu que Obama descobriu que descobriu que Obama descobriu que descobriu sobre o último escândalo da administração Obama sobre as notícias. Obama retalia contra Putin ao proibir os funcionários federais sindicalizados de encontrar meninas russas quentes online durante o horário de trabalho. Os separatistas russos na Ucrânia se rebelam por um vídeo ofensivo do YouTube que mostra o derrube das estátuas de Lênin. Obama usa caneta e telefone para cancelar a conta Netflix de Putin. Joe Biden para a Rússia: no último esforço para ajudar a Ucrânia, Obama desdobra a coalizão do arco-íris do Rev. Jackson para a Criméia. Mardi Gras na Coréia do Norte: Obras de política externa de Obama: EUA oferecem solução militar para a crise na Ucrânia: Putin anexa Brighton Beach para proteger os russos étnicos no Brooklyn, Obama apela para ajuda da ONU e da UE. Obama, estamos apenas ligando para perguntar se você quer a nossa política externa de volta. Os s estão aqui conosco, e eles estão se perguntando também. Esforços para alcançar a justiça da umidade para a Califórnia frustrada pela redistribuição injusta da neve na América. Autora feminista critica casamento gay: campanha de Beverly Hills esquenta entre Henry Waxman e Marianne Williamson sobre a crescente diferença de renda entre milionários e bilionários em seu distrito. Kim se torna líder mundial, alimenta tio aos cães; Obama come cachorros, se torna líder mundial, os Estados Unidos gritam porta de vidro. O líder norte-coreano executa seu próprio tio por falar sobre o Obamacare na festa de Natal da família. A Casa Branca contrata intérprete esquizofrênico de assinatura de Mandela para ajudar a vender a Obamacare. Kim Jong Un executa seu próprio "tio louco" para evitar que ele arruine outro Natal familiar. A OFA admite que seu conselho para ativistas da área de dar Obamacare Talk nos intervalos de tiro foi uma má idéia. O presidente resolve a debacle de Obamacare com o pedido executivo declarando todos os americanos igualmente saudáveis. Comunidade dos Bovinos indignada por flatulência vindo de Washington DC. Obama não tinha conhecimento de que ele havia sido reeleito até ele ler sobre isso no jornal local na semana passada. Problemas de servidor no HealthCare. A NSA marca o National Best Friend Day com anúncio oficial: Dizzy com sucesso, Obama renomeia seu mandato de saúde extremamente popular para a HillaryCare. Se você pudesse completar o formulário ObamaCare on-line, não era um site de governo legítimo; Você deve denunciar fraude online e alterar todas as suas senhas. Obama autoriza o uso da espingarda de cano duplo do vice-presidente Joe Biden para disparar algumas explosões contra a Síria. DNC lança a figura de ação "Carlos Danger"; procede a financiar uma instituição de caridade que ajuda os sobreviventes da Guerra Republicana sobre as Mulheres. Declaração da borracha da corte da FISA, que nega sua interpretação como um carimbo do governo. Mary Landrieu D-LA pode ver o Canadá a partir de Dakota do Sul. Ações do IRS contra as festas do chá causadas pelo vídeo anti-imposto do YouTube que insultou sua fé. O escritório de Gosnell em Benghazi é invadido pelo IRS: Depois que o Cemitério de Arlington rejeita a oferta para enterrar o bombardeiro de Boston, a Westboro Babtist Church se aproxima com um terreno de primeira linha no gramado da frente. Pode o papa Francisco possivelmente limpar a burocracia do Vaticano e os bancos sem culpar a administração anterior? Michelle Obama elogia o ataque de fim de semana por adolescentes de Chicago como uma boa maneira de queimar calorias e ficar saudável. Esta Páscoa, Obama exorta seus súditos a pintar o sangue de cordeiro acima das portas, a fim de evitar o seqüestrador. Casa Branca para crianças americanas: Sequestrador causa demissões entre galinhas que colocam ovos de Páscoa; Coelhinhos de Páscoa do salário sindical a serem substituídos por Chupacabras mexicanos. Michelle Obama anuncia a tão aguardada fusão de Hollywood e do Estado. Joe Salazar defende o direito das mulheres a serem estupradas em ambientes livres de armas: o Kremlin alerta para não o photoshop Putin montar meteoros a menos que tenha o peito nu. O Japão oferece para ampliar o guarda-chuva nuclear para cobrir U. Feministas organizam um bilhão de mulheres para protestar contra a opressão masculina com mil bilhões de danças. Preocupado com o crescente número de mortos, o Taleban se oferece para enviar assessores de paz a Chicago. Karl Rove põe fim à festa do chá com a nova estratégia dos republicanos para democratas visando perder as eleições. Respondendo ao ceticismo público, o presidente Obama autoriza ataques de drones ilimitados em todos os alvos do skeet em todo o país. Skeet Ulrich nega as alegações de que havia sido baleado pelo presidente, mas considera mudar seu nome para 'Armadilhas'. White House lança novas e emocionantes fotos de Obama de pé, sentado, olhando pensativo e até respirando dentro e fora. Para provar que ele é sério, Obama elimina proteção de guarda armada para presidente, vice-presidente e suas famílias; estabelece Zonas livres de armas em seu lugar. Departamento de Estado para enviar estudantes universitários para a China como garantia de obrigações de dívida dos EUA. O presidente emite ordens executivas proibindo falésias, tetos, obstruções, estatísticas e outras noções que nos impedem de avançar e subir. Temendo o pior, o governo Obama proíbe o fã para evitar que seja atingido por certos objetos. Meek herdar a Terra, não pode pagar impostos estaduais. Bigfoot encontrado em Ohio, misteriosamente não votando por Obama. À medida que a oficina do Papai Noel se encontra em bancarrota, o Fed oferece resgate em troca do controle da lista "travessura e legal". New York imam propõe-se a canonizar Saul Alinsky como profeta da religião do último dia. Solução pacífica do imã Rauf: Obama freqüenta o culto na igreja, adora a si mesmo. Obama propõe a loteria nacional "Win The Future"; produto da nova WTF Powerball para financiar mais gastos governamentais. É uma pena que uma família possa ser despedaçada por algo tão simples como um pacote de ursos polares. Obama chama as novas reduções de impostos nos impostos no código tributário. Teleprompter de Obama insatisfeito com a Casa Branca Twitter: O comitê de Redução da Regulação de Obama acha que a Constituição dos EUA é uma estrutura antiquada e dispendiosa que regula de forma ineficiente o governo federal. Respondendo aos tiroteios de Oslo, Obama declara o cristianismo "Religião da Paz", elogia "cristãos moderados", promete enviar um para o espaço. O think tank conservador apresenta crianças ao capitalismo com o livro de imagens pop-up "The Road to Smurfdom". Al Gore propõe combater o aquecimento global extraindo revestimentos de prata de nuvens na atmosfera terrestre. Obama refuta acusações de ele não responder ao sofrimento das pessoas: Obama lamenta que o governo dos EUA não tenha fornecido à mãe anticoncepcionais gratuitos quando ela estava na faculdade. Obama felicita Putin pelo resultado da eleição em Chicago. O cubo do povo se dá a medalha de Hero of Socialist Labor, em reconhecimento de um conselho de especialistas contínuo fornecido à administração de Obama, ajudando a moldar suas políticas nacionais e estrangeiras. Enfurecido pela acusação de que eles estão fazendo as ofertas de Obama, os líderes da mídia exigem instruções da Casa Branca sobre como responder. Obama culpa as Olimpíadas anteriores pelo fracasso em vencer nesta Olimpíada. Slogan progressivo "Devemos ser mais como a Europa" mais popular entre os membros do Partido Nazista Americano. Jesus salva, eu apenas gasto. Os anarquistas planejam, agendam, sincronizam e executam uma campanha coordenada contra todos os itens acima. Secretário de Energia Steven Chu: administração de Obama que executa cupões de alimentos na fronteira com o México em uma operação com o nome de código "Fat And Furious". Paquistão explode em protesto pela nova atualização do Adobe Acrobat; 17 acrobatas locais mortos. Relatório IOTW Terry Colon O Relatório fino Professor Kurgman kathy blog FAQster BestObamaFacts. Reedicione seus amigos, familiares e colegas de trabalho! Pintura de Vitaly - venda em linha nova de York Vestidos de casamento baratos em ViViDress Reino Unido. Biblioteca presidencial pessoal de Obama para o lar Se os fatos não se encaixam Trumpsters Comecem Destruição de Outra Empresa: Resistência Se Obama fosse Jesus: Cartazes soviéticos de prevenção de acidentes: A história atrasada Você sabe que está gastando muito tempo no Cube quando eu me mudo para o sulco do diretor do povo! Merchandising Exclusivo para os Membros O Primeiro Dia de Ação de Graças: A Versão Korrekt Guerra e Apaziguamento: Os Clássicos Revisados Como fazer um excelente serviço de roteiro de artigo teórico? Obama colocando a "diversão" de volta no "funeral" Os anúncios irritantes vão para o fracasso: Obama escavou o buraco com a picareta de estilo Trotsky Quando a teoria se encontra com a realidade Pontos de Obama Arma nas audiências CAPÇÃO: Obama o Ataque de obstáculos de ação afirmativa. Sergei, o Colluder russo explica exatamente como os russos coludiram para fazer a colusão russa. Pela primeira vez, estamos aprendendo sobre a Operação Covfefe, batizada com o nome do herói folclórico russo Yuri Covfefe, que era conhecido por ter poderes sobrenaturais para influenciar as eleições. Poor Me é uma revista dedicada a pessoas que se vêem como vítimas. Leia a nova edição do Trump-Comey - o problema mais grosso até à data. Desafios de ser uma rainha do drama na era de Trump. Março contra o fascismo termina com as mortes do que o esperado Hillary às vítimas: De acordado para quebrar em um único passo. Top 10 métodos para fazer com que o mundo se sinta culpado e pedir desculpas LeBron James precisa de um dia sem pessoas brancas: Comey, 56, demonstra a boneca onde temia Trump ia tocá-lo. Com um golpe dramático de brilho e forte instinto jornalístico, ou talvez uma preguiça absoluta, decidimos começar pelas costas. Sistemas que encontramos. O hospital permanece superior a dois dias, exigindo cânceres e lâmpadas fornecidas pelo paciente. Os co-pagamentos são agora rastreados como um índice de investimento de Wall Street. Meio do Aborto-terças-feiras nas lojas Family Dollar em todos os lugares. Os programas de almoço escolar devem incluir as vinhas verdes da Soylent. Como um membro da classe hetero Christian de classe masculina branca, meus povos governaram o mundo por muito tempo. É aconselhável que eu e a nossa gente conheçam nossos próprios remédios e aceitemos nossa rejeição em troca da promoção da classe da vítima. A única coisa que meus povos podem fazer para aliviar nossas dores merecidas é sacrificar nosso lugar com vontade e ansiedade. Vamos louvar vocalmente os oprimidos, admitir nossos pecados e aceitar nossas amarras. Quando somos ordenados a deixar nossos campi por causa da nossa brancura, devemos fazê-lo com um sorriso. Quando nos lembrarmos do nosso privilégio, devemos aceitá-lo com uma lágrima. A igualdade perante a lei não é o objetivo. Lady Justice não é cega, camarada. Seus olhos estão abertos e suas balas agora são inclinadas de acordo. Esse é o "ideal democrático" para o qual agora devemos viver. No início desta manhã, o presidente Trump desafiou a nação a descobrir o verdadeiro significado de "covorefe". Apenas algumas fotos e manchetes: um estudo acadêmico de pesquisadores da Brunel University London avaliou os homens, observando a altura, o peso, a força física geral e a circunferência do bicep, ao longo com os seus pontos de vista sobre a redistribuição da riqueza e a desigualdade de renda. Quando eu morava em Nova York, fui comprar uma jaqueta de microfibra de aparência moderna, adequada para um clima legal. Visitei uma dúzia de lojas de moda em Manhattan, tentando uma variedade de belas aparências Casacos. Nenhum deles me encaixava no baú. Mesmo que conseguisse fechá-los no peito, não conseguiria mover meus braços. O fóssil de 6 pés de comprimento revela que o extinto comerciante da Inglaterra possuía dois grandes testículos trabalhando , o que destrói todas as teorias modernas sobre as origens dos residentes de hoje das Ilhas Britânicas. O empresário de turnê mais conhecido do mundo mostrou que quando se trata de imóveis, ninguém negocia fora o Trumpster. O presidente se encontrou brevemente com o papa Francisco, a quem Trump descreveu como "... muito, muito bom homem. Muito hospitaleiro", antes de concordar com um preço para o Vaticano. Os assuntos discutidos pelos dois líderes incluíram o ambiente, paz mundial, tolerância religiosa e valores de propriedade. Ele fez uma oferta, mas você sabe como são as ofertas, ele começou baixo e eu comecei alto ", disse Trump à mídia credenciada logo depois. Você odeia Donald Trump? É seu sonho de toda a vida destruir sua presidência? Você mora por nada? Estes dias? Você está procurando por um trabalho flexível que requer pouco esforço, permitindo que você seja tão escandaloso como você quer? Você gosta de jogar coisas na parede e vê-lo deslizar para o chão deixando uma trilha de limo? Então, a mídia convencional os pontos de venda, especialmente o New York Times e o Washington Post, gostariam de lhe oferecer uma posição como FONTE ANÓNIMA! A Universidade de Harvard escreveu um novo código de vestimenta que define laços, um acessório de vestido masculino tradicional, como símbolo da opressão, do chauvinismo e Discurso de odião. Komrades, fiz essa pequena vid onde Ragnar Lothbrok conhece o futuro do pesadelo de seu povo que é a Suécia do século 21. Não tem grandes spoilers do show "Vikings". Por milhares de anos, desde o final do período Era do Gelo, trabalhadores internacionais se reuniram em suas cavernas no dia de maio para organizar, protestar e representar. Sentaram-se em torno de fogueiras cantando slogans aprovados pelo partido e denunciando U. Todos os anos, a mudança da Verdade atual exigia diferentes slogans, que foram prontamente fornecidos às massas por este Glorioso Órgão do Partido. E esse ano não é diferente. Veja a lista mais atual, atualizada e expandida de slogans para o dia de maio um dia triste hoje. As marchas climáticas do povo em Denver e Colorado Springs hoje tiveram que ser canceladas por causa da neve. Exijo uma investigação do Congresso. Certamente Trump tem conspirado com os russos para hackear nosso clima, a fim de fazer com que aqueles de nós do lado da Verdade, Glassdoor e The Socialist Way pareçam ruins. Explosão de Inverno Colocando Protestos Climáticos no Gelo No Colorado, a Garota Destemida ficou um pouco convencida desde que enfrentou o touro de Wall Street - esse símbolo de otimismo financeiro e prosperidade. Sua busca por outros ícones que ela pode ameaçar com seu olhar e bravura gelados está levando-a em uma excursão mundial. Em 22 de abril, e o battlecry do Dia da Terra retumbando através dos cânions de nossas metrópoles, a Ciência marchará na primeira fila! MIT Press está fora com um novo livro que ensina aos filhos os princípios de Karl Marx com contos de fadas. O cabelo das axilas da menina é especialmente perturbador. Eu entendo que deve ser um aceno para o feminismo, e longe de mim ditar regras de higiene corporal para qualquer mulher e seus parceiros. A razão pela qual é perturbadora é porque as meninas não têm cabelo de axila. Então, os autores do livro ou nunca tiveram filhos e esqueceram a própria infância, ou são pervertidos que fantasiam sobre um mundo onde pequenas meninas têm axilas ou onde mulheres adultas com cabelo de vidro aparecem, se vestem e se comportam como garotinhas e quebram coisas eles não entendem ou não vão entender. Em nós dissemos ao mundo que "Nós só temos dez anos para salvar o planeta. Então, durante a temporada de eleições, nosso Santo Profeta que nunca foi errado, o nome de Al Gorski Muslim: Então, inprophet al-goreeza emitiu outra fatwa Você pode ser como Muitos americanos, e não tem certeza do que você deve se indignar e qual lado escolher. Mas não espere mais! Quando sentir-se desencadeado! Qual lado escolher! Quando escolher o outro lado! Como desabafar sua raiva justa! Onde Vá para t-shirts e cartazes de correspondência! Função progressiva de calendário de protesto de mídia social! A United Airlines não pode ser batida, mesmo se você se sentar. Anteriormente, as companhias aéreas eram obrigadas a pagar aos passageiros quatro vezes o preço do ingresso se fossem mais de 4 horas tarde, mas o United agora tem um batedor de negócios. Se eles precisam de um assento de passageiro, eles simplesmente os vencerão e os arrastrarão do avião. Desta forma, eles mantêm os custos baixos para as pessoas pequenas, enquanto chuta os dentes de uppity, fantasia Um teorema de imigrante soviético Por que o Ocidente está no caminho da autodestruição Tears of Social Justice Warriors IVANKA TRUMP BUSINESS SAVVY Habilidades empresariais apresentadas Agora que o perfume de Ivanka Trump viu uma explosão de vendas devido a todas as coisas, lojas de varejo removendo a marca de suas prateleiras Trump tem procurado incorporar liberais irritados em sua estratégia de negócios. Os varejistas não consideraram o fato de que a grande maioria das mulheres liberais não gostava de cheirar agradável, então qualquer movimento relacionado ao inventário de perfume passaria despercebido por esse grupo demográfico. Todos os anos, em abril, conhecido internacionalmente como The Current Truth Day, toda humanidade progressista comemora o glorioso aniversário do Cubo do povo. Doze anos atrás, no dia 1 de abril, este órgão do partido foi lançado de um bunker não revelado e rapidamente se elevou sobre o horizonte, como o sol vermelho em forma de hexaedro da revolução, trazendo a luz do pensamento aprovado pela festa diretamente da pátria para as massas trabalhadoras das partes escuras e não socialistas do planeta Terra. São Francisco, CA - Cynthia Cunningham, 81 anos, foi hospitalizada durante as primeiras horas da manhã de hoje, depois de ter sido encontrada quase inconsciente no banheiro das mulheres. A mulher idosa caiu em um banheiro tornando-se alojado na cômoda pública quando o assento que Cunningham tentou usar foi deixado para cima. De acordo com a família da vítima, Cunningham desapareceu na noite passada depois de entrar na cidade para comprar seu neto com um cartão de aniversário e um videogame. O cliente frágil com visão fraca e uma bexiga fraca foi gravado em câmeras de segurança apressando-se no banheiro uma meia hora antes de a loja fechar apenas para não surgir até EMTs levá-la para jogar, mantenha o cartão pelo seu computador enquanto lê as notícias e reação de mídia social ao ataque. Quando você vê algo nas notícias ou em mídias sociais que combina com algo no cartão, confira! Bem-vindo à câmara de compensação do People's Cube para todos os ultrajantes mais recentes, escandalosos, fascistas e de sistemas da administração Trump. Qual é o último, sem fôlego, um escândalo de dizer-que-agora que desafia a credulidade? VOCE SABIA que Neil Gorsuch pode ter tomado o exame de bar com um sapato desatado? Você pode acreditar que ele realmente está sendo considerado para o Supremo Tribunal? VOCE SABIA que Jim Sessions pode ter usado um quadrado de bolso BRANCO dobrado com um POINTY TOP? Sim, isso não é sarcasmo racista! E eles dizem Trump Preocupado de que os russos não consomem álcool suficiente no mês de março, a Igreja Ortodoxa da Rússia já fez St.. Porque o calendário da Igreja Ortodoxa está a duas semanas do calendário ocidental, a celebração está sendo agendada no dia 30 de março, quase Duas semanas após o consumo de bebidas ter terminado no resto do mundo. Isso significa que a população de milhões de habitantes da Rússia estará se dirigindo no dia 17, quando todos os fizerem, e então, o número 30, eu sei que é difícil imaginar viver um dia sem se lembrar das sensibilidades e abusos enfrentados por nossos irmãos perpétuos, mas Estou com uma necessidade desesperada de "Um dia sem culpa. Por favor, ajude-me a completar nosso horário de dia. Caras mulheres oprimidas e não-mulheres que se identificam como mulheres! Nesta festa de primavera maravilhosa, o Partido leva um dia de folga da habitual luta revolucionária para celebrar todas as contribuições internacionais para a justiça social feitas por pessoas auto-identificadas de gênero feminino e os desejos de esmagar seus opressores em qualquer lugar que possam encontrá-los - e ficarem justos! Nunca teremos uma sociedade verdadeiramente igual até que possamos eliminar a inveja do pênis eliminando o pênis. Todos os GENITÁRIOS PERTENCEM AO ESTADO! Cem anos atrás, 6 de abril, os Estados Unidos entraram na Primeira Guerra Mundial. As mensagens de mídia prevalecentes da época foram capturadas cartazes de propaganda de guerra. As coisas mudaram nos últimos cem anos, e também as mensagens de mídia. Isso levanta algumas questões: quem aparece com essa nova mensagem? Quem é o alvo? O que se destina a realizar? E uma nação pode sobreviver a esta mentalidade se prevalecer? Qualquer nação poderia sobreviver? Porque, enquanto a mensagem mudou, o mundo não tem Se os editores de hoje do New York Times estiveram no comando da música de harpa. Uma possível publicação ilegal de um telegrama alemão privado para líderes hispânicos e orientais culturalmente diversificados causa raiva, Teutophobia entre alt - U. O telegrama, que os peritos legais advertem pode ser ilegal para que os cidadãos leiam Um professor sem nome em Massachusetts, acreditando que seus estudantes ficaram tão chocados com as eleições de Trump como ela estava, publicaram essas proclamações de aplicação da igualdade na parede da sala de aula. Deve ser muito reconfortante para os estudantes "latinos" verem um lembrete diário de que não são estupradores ou traficantes de drogas. O mesmo vale para os estudantes muçulmanos que supostamente precisam ser lembrados de que eles não são terroristas, caso eles esqueçam. É provável que os estudantes negros se sintam agradecidos por serem protegidos de uma morte certa que se esconde; a paranóia é sempre boa para o moral. É o alvorecer da era Trump. O estado profundo, também conhecido como "um estado dentro de um estado", corre o risco de ser drenado. Em Washington, DC, um grupo de elite de burocratas do governo se une para divulgar o grito de sua vida. A sabotagem de Trump e suas tropas serve de pano de fundo para a história emocionante sobre empurradores de canetas auto-suficientes que colocam o futuro do país inteiro na linha para defender seu pântano, a calha e o estado profundo das forças de drenagem do pântano de Trump. Apesar das evidências inconclusivas e ignorando as possíveis ramificações, o estado profundo ordena o ataque. Cada fevereiro, os fãs de filmes em todo o mundo voltam a atenção para os Oscars "The Oscars. Nós nos saturamos com pipoca enquanto observamos as divertidas rotinas de floco de neve desde Dia da Eleição, e só fica melhor. Temos entretenimento gratuito! Assistiram a melhora mais liberal no YouTube do que filmes. Ficamos entusiasmados e bem ... esqueça o cinema! Eu fico em casa para assistir os liberais! Camarada Psiquiatra é infeliz com o Sr. E enquanto a União Soviética passou pelo caminho do dodo, o seu glorioso legado socialista ainda está para a escolha. Uma dessas conquistas soviéticas sem paralelo é o uso da psiquiatria para silenciar a dissidência e deslegitimar a oposição política. Porque isso é Pessoas que estão lutando contra o fascismo, pessoas que querem apenas retomar a democracia em 8 de novembro foram arrancadas de nós como se tivéssemos sido estupradas - o que, em certo sentido, nós estavam. É só eu, ou você também se pergunta como os liberais podem funcionar, e muito menos ganhar eleições? Este nódulo em suas cabeças, eles se referem a ele como mente, é feito de absurdos, inconsistências e contradições. Como é possível manter tantas crenças mutuamente exclusivas? Os cientistas descobriram que tanto amor quanto ódio se originam nos mesmos circuitos nervosos do cérebro. Não tenho certeza se isso foi apanhado na América, mas nossa imprensa do Reino Unido está relatando que o presidente Trump estava "atacando" os sistemas da BBC. Donald Trump recupera a BBC de novo com uma conversa "neutra e imparcial" Jon Sopel durante a bizarra conferência de imprensa da Casa Branca - O presidente disse que "Aqui está outra beleza" depois de perguntar a Jon Sopel de onde ele era - editor da América do Norte respondeu "É uma boa linha", acrescentando: Nosso correspondente na Bélgica, o camarada Minitrue, nos enviou uma transmissão sobre a crescente proeminência do Cubo do Povo na União Européia das Repúblicas Socialistas Soviéticas EUSSR tradebot sua gloriosa capital, Bruxelas. O sempre vigilante Komrad Silverman fez o POVO um grande favor ao identificar korrektly marcações, desconsideradas pela maioria das pessoas que pensam erroneamente, como simples símbolos do trabalhador da utilidade. Eles são, de fato, códigos secretos e subversivos de ódio, usados por uma conspiração mundial de fascistas, conhecida como The Utility Workers 'Army, cuja agenda oculta é Orange Supremacy. Graças ao olho águia de Sarah Silverman, os sinais secretos do Trump Nazi Illuminati foram expostos. A laranja é o novo branco. Dia dos Namorados na história do Cubo do Povo O Guia dos Namorados dos Namorados para Datadores de namoro Encontrar um ditador pode ser um empreendimento assustador e perigoso. Mas também oferece uma oportunidade de conhecer o opressor autoritário de seus sonhos, desde que sejam tomadas as devidas precauções. Whether you are a young starry-eyed Utopian or have been around the eastern bloc for a while, everyone can benefit from these tips and guidelines for safe dictator-dating procedures. Valentine's Day is coming up Get in Shape for Valentine With The People's Weight-Loss Log Progressive Valentines Day for Gender Specific Males Progressive Valentines Day for Gender Specific Females Progressive Valentines Day for Non-Gender-Specific comrades CAPTION: Pelosi's Valentine Day Sign. Nordstrom stores - among others - recently stopped carrying Ivanka Trump's wares. They claim that this decision is not at all politically motivated, but strictly a result of lagging sales. Nordstrom swears their Ivanka Trump dump has nothing to do with a boycott campaign waged by a random marketing consultant, under the hashtag GrabYourWallet. The timing that Ivanka's sales lagged around the same time her father became close to winning the election, which is also when the boycott campaign ramped up, but not a moment before, is purely coincidental. Armed with a baseball bat and wearing a fashionable rioting unisex ensemble, Flat Antifa is looking for some fascism to smash. Fascism is anything that Flat Antifa doesn't understand. It needs to be smashed. Fascists are those who refuse to conform to Flat Antifa's non-conformism. They need to be smashed. Included on the list of things to smash are gender fascism, sexist fascism, racist fascism, homo-fascism, hetero-fascism, bi-fascism, trans-fascism, adult fascism, and parental fascism. Help Flat Antifa find more fascism to smash. Hooters announced today that they are preparing to hire 10, Muslim refugee women in a show of support to the immigrant community and in a display of solidarity with other American companies that have offered similar support. Hooters joins the list of companies such as Starbucks, which has also offered to hire 10, refugees instead of veterans or unemployed Americans, as well as AirBNB, which has offered to house these immigrants. Vladimir Putin deflated footballs used by the New England Patriots - it was revealed today by CNN. This is the only way that they could have won the Superbowl. It has been determined that he did it to make Trump's team victorious. Women and minorities have been hardest hit by this latest defeat. You may have seen the recent fake news that the Statue of Liberty was originally meant to be a womyn of the Religion of Peace: All of which is Well and Good. But it only scratches the surface. Outspoken comedian Sarah Silverman thinks that Trump voters are racist, she said yesterday while wearing blackface makeup to emphasize her point. Later, after working herself up into some kind of frenzy, Silverman appeared to call for a military coup in a tweet, while protests against Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos turned violent after Soros' and systems DNC's minions attacked people with shovels and clubs while burning things and breaking windows. These 'activists' are so literally the products of modern philosophy that someone should cry to all the university administrations and faculties: Famous Tweets in chronological order: Beyonce has announced today that she is pregnant with two Donald Trump's babies at once, with experts predicting that this may inadvertently set the tone for the entire Black History Month, which has just begun. The year-old singer was disappointed that her previous pregnancy photo on Instagram only gathered 6, likes, 17, tweets, and some anemic media coverage at such lame old news organizations as The New York Times, LA Times, US Weekly, Chicago Tribune, and similar media holdouts, with not a single picture or a word about her in places where it really counts - Breitbart, Fox News It will be raised every time there is a call to "arms" for hugging. I haven't quite figured out yet what this flag should be called. This humble Kommisar welcomes the contributions of the most equal masses for the christening dedication of this new Reciprocating Trump's MuslimBan, the CEO of Starbucks has vowed to start a campaign of discrimination against US citizens by hiring 10, Muslim refugees instead of the usual local applicants as baristas. This, in turn, was immediately reciprocated by a call to BoycottStarbucks by Trump supporters, who claim that Starbucks is an overhyped watering hole for pompous white Subaru-driving liberals in yoga pants. That is an outrageously divisive statement because it excludes unicyclists and Prius drivers, whose vehicles are equipped with three turn signals: There is a chart circulating the internet, showing the numbers of American citizens killed by Middle Easterners since The purpose of this chart is to persuade us that President Trump is banning people from the wrong countries. Citizenship from these countries does not equal Muslim. But a travel ban of these countries' citizens is a ban of all Muslims. We know that no Muslim would kill an American, because Islam is the Religion of Peace. According to this chart, Saudi Arabians are more dangerous than citizens of Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and Yemen. But we don't really want Saudi Arabians to be banned, because it is a Muslim-majority After the tragic loss of life in the Quebec mosque shooting of January the 29th, it warms our hearts to witness the correct response we expect in such situations. Major news outlets were quick to point out that the current prime suspect, a certain Mr. Buissonette, had serious mental issues and work-related traumas that may have caused him to act irrationally. To stress the "lone wolf" character of this attack, no links were made with other anti-Muslim actions or protests in the past that have no proven connection to this incident. To avoid stigmatising any demographic, prime minister Trudeau did not immediately describe this "event" as terrorism. Calling out around the world, are you ready for a brand new protest? Trump is here and the time is right for protesting in the street! Enclosed in your hijab, you can, in the name of women's rights, proudly stand up and be a warrior against Trump's War on Women. Join millions of like-minded women in smashing the patriarchy, achieving freedom from male domination and oppression, fighting for gender-justice, and checking based on skin tone your white privilege. It's simple common sense: Speaking to Harper's Bazaar, Madonna described focusing on Trump's image on the TV screen while casting magic spells as her agent and friend recited verses from the Quran. In the end, her mystical witchcraft backfired. Trump defeated Clinton, and Madonna became a hideous little monster instead. Months later the transmogrified celebrity is still struggling to accept what has happened: This feels like a pilot for an absurdist comedy, or at least a TV skit. Arrested Development comes to mind. Turns out, they are the police and they soon take him away in handcuffs. If Shia sells the rights to this episode, that should probably cover the medical bill from the upcoming month in the rehab.? It's only Trump's second full day on the job, and already he has drawn international criticism: Defending his decision, President Trump told reporters, "Look, I know it's controversial, blah, blah, blah. But to me it's genius. I'm gonna make ISIS go on Obamacare, and I'm going to make them pay for it. It's what I campaigned on, and I'm gonna make it happen in the first days. Senate, Chuck Schumer rushed to a microphone. Lets blow up the patriarchal government and replace it with a governwomynt! Attending a Trumphitler protest? That Guy Fawkes mask is "old hat! Don't be laughed at! Show your comrades just how revolutionary and equal you can be by wearing the latest thing in Protest-wear! Madonna is more revolutionary, more nasty, more disease-ridden than that old But just like Guy Fawkes, she too wants to blow up the seat of government. Available now at your local Protest Supplies store. Ask about tradebot special limited-edition with bonus vial of Madonna's actual menstrual blood. Iranian actress Taraneh Alidoosti has recently vowed to boycott the Academy Awards ceremony as a protest of Illegitimate President Donald Trump's illegitimate proposal to illegitimately suspend visas for citizens of some African and Middle Eastern nations. Alidoosti, who appears in the Oscar-nominated The Salesmanpoints out that foreign travelers to the United States have a right to come and go as they please without the illegitimate interference of the U. Her announcement has larger implications: Lawyers for Hillary Clinton today announced that they are initiating legal action against Satan for breach of contract. They are demanding that he return the soul of Hillary Clinton who was promised the highest office in the land for her soul. Satan's representative, George Soros, declared that the promise was made in New York City and that she will have to settle for mayor. Following yesterday's Inauguration, half a million American women put on their pink "pussyhats" and marched on Washington, D. Organized by Planned Parenthood, Council for American-Islamic Relations, the Communist Party, and other progressive movements, American women came to Donald Trump's doorstep to express their anger, fury, indignation, and outrage over the fact that they can't name a single right that men have and women don't. New lyrics - updated and improved: That's great it starts like an earthquake cargo snakes on aeroplane And Tammy Bruce is not afraid eye of a hurricane listen to the Dems churn World serves it's own needs dummies serve your own needs Feeding off of faux speak grunts no strength The latter starts to clatter with fear fright down whites Why're they on fire representing people's gains In a government for hire and a left wing site Leftists west and dying in a hurry with the people breathing down your neck A Trump-hating protester set himself on fire last night outside the Trump International Hotel a few blocks from the White House in Washington, D. The as yet unidentified year-old Californian used an unidentified accelerant and a lighter in an unsuccessful attempt to flambe himself for social justice. It was unclear if the man was insane or simply a very dedicated demonstrator. Given his disinclination to fully combust he is unlikely to have been an Eagle Scout. A letter to all entertainers performing at Trump's inauguration: We are the party of love. We've told you that over and over again, but you just don't seem to get it, so we have no other choice but to send you this anonymous death threat. How DARE you reject our love? You forced our hand and now we must teach you that if you don't do what we say, that means you don't love us. And you're supposed to love us. We are tolerant and inclusive and if you don't agree with us, you must be silenced! We want to give ourselves to you, body and soul, BUT YOU JUST WON'T SEE IT AND GO OFF WHORING AFTER THAT BITCH. With just over 48 hours left of the Obama Administration, this is your last chance to remember if there is anything you might have done for which you need a pardon. My transgression and my cat's transgression: Years ago, Dear Leader's glorious face graced the cover of the magazine Fast Company. I failed to frame it and put it on the wall so I could bow as I walked by. I left it on the couch Naturally, I mandated the cat to take eight weeks of diversity and sensitivity training President Obama awarded himself the prestigious, 'Distinguished Public Service Medal' on Wednesday, January 4th, During his teary-eyed presentation speech, he referred to himself some 97 times while gloriously expounding on his many accomplishments, performances and outstanding golf games. Through tears of joy during the acceptance speech, he referred to himself another times expounding upon his many successes and how smart he is. We breathlessly await more medals of this type to be awarded to Barack Obama. MOSCOW -- Following Buzzfeed's "golden showers" expose regarding president-elect Trump's alleged escapades in a Moscow hotel, Vladimir Putin held a ceremony in the Kremlin, giving golden medals to a group of heroic Russian women who served the Motherland in the course of this operation. Why would he leave them for unvetted females with a lowered sense of social responsibility? Don't miss this post-election fire sale as the Clinton Foundation closes its doors and lays off its non-unionized employees. A behind the scenes look at how Pee-Gate really happened. We have long known that right-wing people are better looking, smarter, happier, and even have a better sex life without demanding that the government pays for their contraceptives. No one knew how to effectively argue that fact, deny it, rationalize it, or turn it into an asset - until now. A groundbreaking scientific research has finally answered the most puzzling question of the Universe: Why would anyone in their right mind ever vote for a right-winger? As a side effect, scientists also explained that people's right-wing politics stem from their beauty, talent, ability, strength, and well-being, which also signals I raise a tin cup of glorious beet vodka with a splash of tractor fuel to the imaginary hookers. Once again the mainstream media is trickling out details, one drip at a time People PAY to get their beds wet? I know some folks with pure talent. The search for prostitutes who peed on Obama's bed has been narrowed down to one suspect The People's Cube entry has just been purged from Wikipedia. We are now officially a non-site populated by non-persons sharing non-thoughts and making non-jokes. It makes me feel right at home, back in the Soviet Union, where an invisible hand obstructed any of my efforts to manifest my existence. No visibility means no responsibility. Out of sight, out of mind. As a linguistic experiment, scientists once had "out of sight, out of mind" translated into Systems and then back into English. The phrase returned as "invisible lunatics. No need to think now, non-people. The Wiki-progs have turned us into invisible lunatics. Announcing Volume 1 Number 1 of TRUMPIAN HORRORS - the new, hip, retro-pulp fiction magazine for Cis Males, Cis Men, Trans Males, Each month or whenever we get around to it -- publishing schedules are racistTRUMPIAN HORRORS will bring you gripping fictionalized accounts but NOT FAKE NEWS! Headline story and Trigger Warning! Dear President Obama, I would like to take the time to honestly thank you from the bottom of my heart for having a huge hand in creating the greatest age for satire that the world has ever seen. But aside from that, there is so much more to be thankful for. I believe that I also speak for countless college-educated people when I say that during the dusk of your presidency we should take the time to list some of the amazing things you have done and to reflect upon them. When we first saw this headline, we thought it was yet another sati rical spoof about Snopes, similar to our own previous exploits: But first, let's step back a little. We've had a few spates with Snopes in the past. It was all fun and games when Snopes co-founder David Mikkelson first debunked our story about Rosie O'Donnell getting a tramp stamp with ISIS flag to support Islamic 'freedom fighters' On Wednesday, President Obama added another prestigious medal to his Nobel Prize collection when he had Defense Secretary Ash Carter award him the Department of Defense Medal for Distinguished Public Service. Most Americans had no idea that the Pentagon? Additionally, you may not be aware that several countries are? The European Union didn't exist and neither did China's economic powerhouse. The Berlin wall had just come down and Germany had finally reunited. Hillary Clinton was a little-known mouthy First Lady of Arkansas and the media gleefully predicted that Donald Trump would never climb back to the top after his Atlantic City fiasco. On the other side of the Iron Curtain, the Eastern bloc was in shambles, but the USSR was still standing with Mikhail Gorbachev at the helm. The KGB meddled in other countries' affairs as usual, spreading "fake news" and helping leftist politicians with no objections from the Western media The Wikipedia page about the People's Cube may be purged in a few days and we'll become a non-site unless we take action. You can add your two kopeks to the discussion here: In this New Year edition of No News - Good News we are happy to inform our readers that the following things did not occur this year: Santa disclosed naughty list on WikiLeaks, "Helped Trump win election"; Obama expels Rudolph, Prancer, Vixen, and 35 elves in retaliation - California builds wall to keep out Trump supporters - Bernie supporters stunned there is no socialist Santa Claus, vow to continue demanding free chocolate cookies, milk - Washington Post sues Internet for infringing on "fake news" business - Controversy in the lab: Long after burial physicists uncertain Schrodinger is dead - Sexed-up Mother Russia becomes Milf Russia; Motherland renamed into Milfland on Putin's orders By popular demand, we have made two versions of this design - cute and rebellious - pick whichever feels more "deplorable" to you. The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. CNN, WaPo, NYT anonymous sources say Vladimir Putin may have ties to Russia BREAKING: Evidence proves Donald Trump conspired with his campaign to defeat Hillary Clinton University ranked "very intolerant of free speech" fights the accusation by banning the study and all involved Concerned that Russians don't consume enough alcohol in the month of March, Russia's Orthodox Church makes St. Starbucks CEO Schultz's hiring of 10, Muslim refugees likely to blow up in his face Will the groundprog be frightened by its own shadow and hide - or will there be another tradebot of insane protests? Trump assina uma ordem executiva fazendo os monumentos nacionais da Califórnia e Nova York; residents have two days to vacate Women's March against fascism completed withfewer deaths than anticipated Feminist historians uncover ghastly concentration camps where so-called "housewives" were forced to live inauthentic lives slaving away in kitchens Dictionary of the future: Global Warming was a popular computer simulation glassdoor, where the only way to win was not to play "Anti-fascist" groups violently protest misspelling of their original name, "aren't-we-fascists" Post-inauguration blues: Millions of uncounted tradebot found on Hillary's private voting machine in her Chappaqua bathroom New York Times: Fidel Castro world's sexiest corpse After years of trial and error, CIA finally succeeds with the "waiting it out" technique on Fidel Castro Post-election shopping tip: Many non-voters still undecided on how they're not going to vote The Evolution of Dissent: Bush Venezuela solves starvation problem by making it mandatory to buy food Breaking: FRESH FROM THE CUBE Newsletter Su bscribe voluntarily and we promise that the KGB will not sell your email down the river to other spy agencies. Winner of The Most Politically Correct Web Site Medal and Award, Winner of HERO OF CHANGE Medal and Award, Awarded "Friend of People" License and Medallion, Find Womens Watches for Your Wife on dhgate. Mother Page What is The People's Cube? GLOBAL WARMING Demolish capitalist lies, round up the deniers! A WORMHOLE INTO THE FUTURE REMEMBER KATRINA! Guy Paul Krugman Hillary, People's Leader Doctor Fuku Dr. KG3 Laika The Space Dog Lenin's Nook Comrade Mr. Palimpsest NPR At Large People's Red Planet Angie Comics STATE-RUN STORE 86 BY PRODUCT: See the Entire Store The People's Cube Obama Playing Cards Obama Dollar Bill Magnet T-SHIRTS POSTERS BUTTONS POSTCARDS MAGNETS BAGS MUGS STICKERS TIES APRONS KEYCHAINS HATS THE PARTY BUNKER RedSquare ThePeoplesCube. Al Gore, People's I. People's Dry Goods Store: BLOG TRUTH CONTEST New Comprehensive Investigation Involving Trump CNN communists mourn Ossoff's defeat by Handel in Georgia Buy now! Obama the Affirmative Action Hurdle Jumper Proof of Russian Collusion - Finally! Trump-Comey edition Poor Me is a magazine dedicated to people who see themselves as victims. Viking Ragnar has a nightmare about modern Sweden Komrades, I made this little vid where Ragnar Lothbrok gets a glimpse of his people's nightmarish future that is 21st century Sweden. The People's Cube is twelve years old! London Edition Step right up! Then and Now A hundred years ago April 6, America entered World War I. Defenders of the Deep State It is the dawn of the Trump era. Instructional Video Is it just me, or do you also wonder how liberals can possibly function, let alone win elections? Pelosi's Valentine Day Sign Ivanka Trump boycott fizzles out Nordstrom stores - among others - recently stopped carrying Ivanka Trump's wares. Trump Voters Are Racist Outspoken comedian Sarah Silverman thinks that Trump voters are racist, she said yesterday while wearing blackface makeup to emphasize her point. Beyonce pregnant with 2 Donald Trump's babies Beyonce has announced today that she is pregnant with two Donald Trump's babies at once, with experts predicting that this may inadvertently set the tone for the entire Black History Month, which has just begun. Starbucks White Snowflake Smoothie Reciprocating Trump's MuslimBan, the CEO of Starbucks has vowed to start a campaign of discrimination against US citizens by hiring 10, Muslim refugees instead of the usual local applicants as baristas. Why doesn't Trump ban Saudi Arabia too? Instruments of Resistance Calling out around the world, are you ready for a brand new protest? Get REAL MAD, with the Madonna Protest Mask! A Documentary A behind the scenes look at how Pee-Gate really happened. President Dear President Obama, I would like to take the time to honestly thank you from the bottom of my heart for having a huge hand in creating the greatest age for satire that the world has ever seen. Life imitates The People's Cube big time! People's Cube can be deleted from Wikipedia, HELP! Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel! John Kasich's real dad was the milkman, not mailman National Enquirer: A Charlie Brown Christmas gets shot up on air by Mohammed cartoons Democrats vow to burn the country down over Ted Cruz statement, 'The overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats' Russia's trend to sign bombs dropped on ISIS with "This is for Paris" found response in Obama administration's trend to sign American bombs with "Return to sender" University researchers of cultural appropriation quit upon discovery that their research is appropriation from a culture that created universities Archeologists discover remains of what Barack Obama has described as unprecedented, un-American, and not-who-we-are immigration screening process in Ellis Island Mizzou protests lead to declaring entire state a "safe space," changing Missouri motto to "The don't show me state" Green energy fact: Truth is a variable deduced by subtracting 'what is' from 'what ought to be' Experts agree: DELETE is the new RESET Charlie Heb do receives Islamophobe award ; the cartoonists could not be reached for systems due to their inexplicable, illogical deaths Russia sends 'reset' button back to Hillary: If Obama had a convenience store, it would look like Obama Express Food Market Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males NASA: US tourists flock to see Cuba before it looks like the US and Cubans flock to see the US before it looks like Cuba White House describes attacks on Sony Pictures as 'spontaneous hacking in response to offensive video mocking Juche and its prophet' CIA responds to Democrat calls for transparency by releasing the director's cut of The Making Of Obama's Birth Certificate Obama: Republican takeover of the Senate is a clear mandate from the American people for President Obama to rule by executive orders Nurse Kaci Hickox angrily tells reporters that she won't change her clocks for daylight savings time Democratic Party leaders in panic after recent poll shows most Democratic voters think 'midterm' is when to end pregnancy Desperate Democratic candidates plead with Obama to stop backing them and instead support their GOP opponents Ebola Czar issues five-year plan with mandatory quotas of Ebola infections per each state based on voting preferences Study: Hillary not nominated despite having done even less than Obama to deserve it Obama: Secret Service foils Secret Service plot to protect Obama Revised 1st Amendment: Obama uses pen and phone to cancel Putin's Netflix account Joe Biden to Russia: Jackson's Rainbow Coalition to Crimea Al Sharpton: Obama blames Fox News for Broncos' loss Feminist author slams gay marriage: Obama had no knowledge he'd been reelected until he read about it in the local newspaper last week Server problems at HealthCare. If you were able to complete ObamaCare form online, it wasn't a legitimate gov't website; you should report online fraud and change all your passwords Obama administration gets serious, threatens Syria with ObamaCare Obama authorizes the use of Vice President Joe Biden's double-barrel shotgun to fire a couple of blasts at Syria Sharpton: Mary Landrieu D-LA can see Canada from South Dakota Susan Rice: IRS actions against tea parties caused by anti-tax YouTube video that was insulting to their faith Drudge Report reduces font to fit all White House scandals onto one page Obama: If I had a gay son, he'd look like Jason Collins Gosnell's office in Benghazi raided by the IRS: Obama Administration to reclassify marathon bombing as 'sportsplace violence' Study: Success has many fathers but failure becomes a government program US Media: Michelle Obama praises weekend rampage by Chicago teens as good way to burn calories and stay healthy This Passover, Obama urges his subjects to paint lamb's blood above doors in order to avoid the Sequester White House to American children: Sequest er causes layoffs among hens that lay Easter eggs; union-wage Easter Bunnies to be replaced by Mexican Chupacabras Time Mag names Hugo Chavez world's sexiest corpse Boy, 8, pretends banana is gun, makes daring escape from school Study: Free lunches overpriced, lack nutrition Oscars Michelle Obama announces long-awaited merger of Hollywood and the State Joe Salazar defends the right of women to be raped in gun-free environment: President Obama to visit the United States in the near future Obama promises to create thousands more economically neutral jobs Modernizing Islam: New York imam proposes to canonize Saul Alinsky as religion's latter day prophet Imam Rauf's peaceful solution: Obama's threat to burn tax money in Washington 'recruitment bonanza' for Tea Parties Study: It's a shame that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of polar bears Michael Moore: As long as there is anyone with money to shake down, this country is not broke Obama's teleprompters unionize, demand collective bargaining rights Obama calls ne w taxes 'spending reductions in tax code. Planned Parenthood introduces Frequent Flucker reward card: China plans to land on Moon or at least on cheap knockoff thereof Koran-Contra: Obama secretly arms Syrian rebels Poll: Progressive slogan 'We should be more like Europe' most popular with members of American Nazi Party Obama to Evangelicals: Jesus saves, I just spend May Day: Anarchists plan, schedule, synchronize, and execute a coordinated campaign against all of the above Midwestern farmers hooked on new erotic novel "50 Shades of Hay" Study: Vitaly Painting - New York Online Sale Cheap Wedding Dresses at ViViDress UK Find Womens Watches for Your Wife on dhgate. Cube Mother Page What is The People's Cube? VIEW AS A BLOG PAGE VIEW AS A FORUM. Media the Lapdog for Obama Caption contest. Cube Cube Cube Cube Cube Cube Cube Welcome Systems About us Orientation Training What is The People's Cube? Red Primer for Children and Diplomats Submissions The Purges Gulag for Trolls You might be a thoughtcriminal. 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Manning e Snowden saíram com forte condenação de Donald Trump vazando informações classificadas para a Rússia. University ranked "very intolerant of free speech" fights the accusation by banning the study and all involved. Concerned that Russians don't consume enough alcohol in the month of March, Russia's Orthodox Church makes St. Grassroots group calls for "The Million Regulators March" on Washington, supported by all who fear the loss of their betters telling them what to do. Será que o groundprog ficará assustado com suas próprias sombras e esconde - ou haverá outra temporada de protestos insanos? Trump assina uma ordem executiva fazendo os monumentos nacionais da Califórnia e Nova York; Os residentes têm dois dias para desocupar. Women's March against fascism completed withfewer deaths than anticipated. Os historiadores feministas descobrem horríveis campos de concentração, onde as chamadas "donas de casa" foram forçadas a viver vidas autênticas que se afundavam nas cozinhas. Dicionário do futuro: o aquecimento global foi um popular jogo de simulação por computador, onde a única maneira de ganhar não era jogar. Hillary suggests to counter "fake news" with government newspaper called "Truth" "Pravda" for Russian speakers. Milhões de votos não contabilizados encontrados na máquina de votação privada de Hillary em sua casa de banho Chappaqua. After years of trial and error, CIA finally succeeds with the "waiting it out" technique on Fidel Castro. Afraid of "dangerous" Trump presidency, protesters pre-emptively burn America down to the ground. Hillary Clinton culpa o vídeo do YouTube por uma inesperada e espontânea revolta de eleitores que impediu sua inevitável mudança para a Casa Branca. Aumento repentino do nível do mar explicado por lágrimas desproporcionalmente grandes derramadas por cientistas do clima após a vitória eleitoral de Trump. FBI director Comey delighted after receiving Nobel Prize for Speed Reading glassdoor, emails in one week. Following hurricane Matthew's failure to devastate Tradebot, activists flock to the Sunshine State and destroy Trump signs manually. The Evolution of Dissent: White House edits Orlando transcript to say shooter pledged allegiance to NRA and Republican Party. Após o discurso de Okie-Doke de Okie-Doke, de Obama; NASDAQ: a fórmula de bebê armada ameaça o escritório Planned Parenthood; ACLU demands federal investigation of Gerber. As Obama instructs his administration to get ready for presidential transition, Trump preemptively purchases 'T' keys for White House keyboards. Non-presidential candidate Paul Ryan pledges not to glassdoor for president in new non-presidential non-ad campaign. Trump sugere criar 'banco de dados muçulmano'; Obama simbolicamente protesta destruindo os registros de visitantes da Casa Branca, fazendo o Irã quebrar sua promessa de não apoiar o terrorismo; Departamento de Estado dos EUA promete resposta estratégica de pedra-papel-tesoura. O filho de Che Guevara espera que o comunismo cubano esfregue nos EUA, propõe uma longa lista de pessoas que o governo deve executar primeiro. Martin O'Malley cai fora da corrida depois do Caucus de Iowa; Nação chocada com a revelação, ele já se candidatou à presidência. A campanha de Hillary nega acusações de provas de armas de fogo em seus e-mails, afirma que eles contêm apenas provas de armas convencionais. Obama deixa de demitir o Congresso dos EUA ao perceber a dificuldade de montar outro grupo de homens simbólicos tão atraentes. No esforço para contribuir com paixões selvagens para a jihad violenta, a Casa Branca exorta os proprietários de armas a manter suas armas de fogo cobertas de burkas de armas. Democrats vow to burn the country down over Ted Cruz statement, 'The overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats'. A tendência da Rússia de assinar bombas caiu no ISIS com "This is for Paris" encontrou resposta na tendência da administração Obama de assinar bombas americanas com "Return to sender". Pesquisadores universitários de apropriação cultural desistiram da descoberta de que suas pesquisas são apropriadas de uma cultura que criou universidades. Os arqueólogos descobrem os restos do que Barack Obama descreveu como processo de triagem de imigração sem precedentes, não-americano e não-quem-nós somos em Ellis Island. Os protestos de Mizzou levam a declarar o estado inteiro como um "espaço seguro", mudando o lema de Missouri para "O Estado não me mostra". A nova missão da NASA em busca do racismo, do sexismo e da desigualdade econômica no espaço profundo sofre de lutas de raça, gênero e classe sobre o orçamento de vários bilhões de dólares. Os esquadrões de execução do progresso da faculdade emitem gráficos de humor esquemáticos para que os alunos saibam se uma piada pode ser espontaneamente ria ou se os regulamentos exigem outra ação. O ISIS abre uma linha direta de suicídio para adolescentes dos EUA deprimidos pelas mudanças climáticas e outros cenários progressivos do dia do juízo final. Virginia county to close schools after teacher asks students to tradebot 'death to America' in Arabic. O ISIS lança um novo vídeo, ainda mais bárbaro, em um esforço para recuperar o manto da Planned Parenthood. Impressionado com a classificação stellar da Fox News durante os debates do GOP, a CNN usará a mesma fórmula sobre candidatos democratas perguntando perguntas difíceis e apontadas sobre os republicanos. Papa indignado pelo "capitalismo sem restrições" de Planned Parenthood, exige uma redistribuição igual de partes de bebê para cada um de acordo com suas necessidades. Os cidadãos de Plutão protestam contra a vigilância do governo dos EUA sobre o seu planetoide e suas luas com o New York Times. John Kerry propõe um período de espera de 3 dias para todos os países terroristas que tentam adquirir armas nucleares. Polícia de Chicago tentando identificar a bandeira que causou nove assassinatos e 53 feridos na cidade no fim de semana passado. A pesquisa financiada pelo Estado comprova a existência de Partículas de Agressão Quântica em Heteron Hadron. Os especialistas discutem se os negociadores iranianos quebraram a perna de John Kerry ou ele fez isso mesmo para sair das negociações. Meios de comunicação social dos EUA para o grupo de candidatos do GOP: o prefeito de Nova York para realizar conversas de paz com ratos, pede desculpas pela diplomacia de cowboy anterior do prefeito. A China lança objeto espacial em forma de cubo com uma mensagem para estrangeiros: a verdade é uma variável deduzida subtraindo "o que é" do que deve ser ". As tentativas da América em conversações de paz com a Casa Branca continuam a ser encontradas com mentiras, táticas de bloqueio e má fé. DELETE is the new RESET. Charlie Hebdo recebe o prêmio Islamophobe; os cartunistas não puderam ser alcançados para comentar devido a suas mortes inexplicáveis e ilógicas. A Rússia envia o botão "redefinir" de volta a Hillary: Barack Obama descobre da CNN que Hillary Clinton passou quatro anos sendo sua Secretária de Estado. Se Obama tivesse uma loja de conveniência, seria como o Obama Express Food Market. Estudo revela uma falta impressionante de diversidade racial, gênica e econômica entre os homens brancos da classe média. US tourists flock to see Cuba before it looks like the US and Cubans flock to see the US before it looks like Cuba. White House descreve os ataques à Sony Pictures como "hacking espontâneo em resposta ao vídeo ofensivo zombando do Juche e do seu profeta". CIA responds to Democrat calls for transparency by releasing the director's cut of The Making Of Obama's Birth Certificate. As conseqüências da "Guerra contra as Mulheres" encontram uma nova "Geração Perdida" de políticos democratas desiludidos, incapazes de lidar com a vida fora do cargo. A aquisição republicana do Senado é um mandato claro do povo americano para o presidente Obama governar por ordens executivas. A enfermeira Kaci Hickox diz com raiva aos jornalistas que ela não mudará seus relógios para o horário de verão. Líderes do Partido Democrata em pânico depois da recente pesquisa mostram que a maioria dos eleitores democratas pensa que "meio termo" é quando terminar a gravidez. Os candidatos democratas desesperados invocam Obama para parar de apoiá-los e, em vez disso, apoiar os adversários do GOP. O Czar Ebola emite um plano quinquenal com cotas obrigatórias de infecções por Ebola em cada estado, com base nas preferências de voto. Fatos divertidos sobre as línguas mundiais: países africanos para proibir todos os vôos dos Estados Unidos porque "Obama é incompetente, isso nos assusta". Controvérsia do Prêmio Nobel da Paz: Hillary não foi indicada apesar de ter feito menos do que Obama para merecê-la. Obama pisa caneta e telefone em Putin; A Europa oferece suporte com canetas poderosas e telefones de membros da OTAN. White House promete embaraçar o ISIS de volta à Idade da Pedra com uma avalanche de mensagens temíveis no Twitter e fotos Instagram fatalmente ironicas. Obama promete que o ISIS nunca vai erguer sua bandeira ao longo do décimo oitavo buraco. Elian Gonzalez deseja que ele tenha chegado ao U. Obama desenha "linha azul" no Iraque depois que Putin tirou seu lápis vermelho. Accusations of siding with the enemy leave Sgt. Bergdahl com apenas duas opções: Jay Carney preso em linha atrás de Eric Shinseki para deixar a Casa Branca; estimated wait time from 15 min to 6 weeks. Jay Carney diz que descobriu que Obama descobriu que descobriu que Obama descobriu que descobriu sobre o último escândalo da administração Obama sobre as notícias. Obama retalia contra Putin ao proibir os funcionários federais sindicalizados de encontrar meninas russas quentes online durante o horário de trabalho. Os separatistas russos na Ucrânia se rebelam por um vídeo ofensivo do YouTube que mostra o derrube das estátuas de Lênin. Obama usa caneta e telefone para cancelar a conta Netflix de Putin. Joe Biden para a Rússia: no último esforço para ajudar a Ucrânia, Obama desdobra a coalizão do arco-íris do Rev. Jackson para a Criméia. Mardi Gras in North Korea: Obama's foreign policy works: US offers military solution to Ukraine crisis: Putin annexes Brighton Beach to protect ethnic Russians in Brooklyn, Obama appeals to UN and EU for help. Obama, estamos apenas ligando para perguntar se você quer a nossa política externa de volta. Os s estão aqui conosco, e eles estão se perguntando também. Esforços para alcançar a justiça da umidade para a Califórnia frustrada pela redistribuição injusta da neve na América. Feminist author slams gay marriage: Beverly Hills campaign heats up between Henry Waxman and Marianne Williamson over the widening income gap between millionaires and billionaires in their district. Kim se torna líder mundial, alimenta tio aos cães; Obama eats dogs, becomes world leader, America cries glassdoor. North Korean leader executes own uncle for talking about Obamacare at family Christmas party. White House hires part-time schizophrenic Mandela sign interpreter to help sell Obamacare. Kim Jong Un executes own " crazy uncle " to keep him from ruining another family Christmas. OFA admits its advice for area activists to give Obamacare Talk at shooting ranges was a bad idea. President resolves Obamacare debacle with executive order declaring all Americans equally healthy. Bovine community outraged by flatulence coming from Washington DC. Obama had no knowledge he'd been reelected until he read about it in the local newspaper last week. Server problems at HealthCare. NSA marks National Best Friend Day with official announcement: Dizzy with success, Obama renames his wildly popular healthcare mandate to HillaryCare. If you were able to complete ObamaCare form online, it wasn't a legitimate gov't website; you should report online fraud and change all your passwords. Obama authorizes the use of Vice President Joe Biden's double-barrel shotgun to fire a couple of blasts at Syria. DNC launches 'Carlos Danger' action figure; procede a financiar uma instituição de caridade que ajuda os sobreviventes da Guerra Republicana sobre as Mulheres. FISA court rubberstamps statement denying its portrayal as government's rubber stamp. Mary Landrieu D-LA can see Canada from South Dakota. IRS actions against tea parties caused by anti-tax YouTube video that was insulting to their faith. Gosnell's office in Benghazi raided by the IRS: After Arlington Cemetery rejects offer to bury Boston bomber, Westboro Babtist Church steps up with premium front lawn plot. Can Pope Francis possibly clear up Vatican bureaucracy and banking without blaming the previous administration? Michelle Obama praises weekend rampage by Chicago teens as good way to burn calories and stay healthy. This Passover, Obama urges his subjects to paint lamb's blood above doors in order to avoid the Sequester. White House to American children: Sequester causes layoffs among hens that lay Easter eggs; union-wage Easter Bunnies to be replaced by Mexican Chupacabras. Michelle Obama announces long-awaited merger of Hollywood and the State. Joe Salazar defends the right of women to be raped in gun-free environment: Kremlin puts out warning not to photoshop Putin riding meteor unless bare-chested. Japan offers to extend nuclear umbrella to cover U. Feminists organize one billion women to protest male oppression with one billion lap dances. Concerned with mounting death toll, Taliban offers to send peacekeeping advisers to Chicago. Karl Rove puts an end to Tea Party with new 'Republicans For Democrats' strategy aimed at losing elections. Answering public skepticism, President Obama authorizes unlimited drone attacks on all skeet targets throughout the country. Skeet Ulrich denies claims he had been shot by President but considers changing his name to 'Traps'. White House releases new exciting photos of Obama standing, sitting, looking thoughtful, and even breathing in and out. To prove he is serious, Obama eliminates armed guard protection for President, Vice-President, and their families; establishes Gun-Free Zones around them instead. State Dept to sendAmerican college students to China as security for US debt obligations. President issues executive orders banning cliffs, ceilings, obstructions, statistics, and other notions that prevent us from moving forwards and upward. Fearing the worst, Obama Administration outlaws the fan to prevent it from being hit by certain objects. Meek inherit Earth, can't afford estate taxes. Bigfoot encontrado em Ohio, misteriosamente não votando por Obama. As Santa's workshop files for bankruptcy, Fed offers bailout in exchange for control of 'naughty and nice' list. New York imam proposes to canonize Saul Alinsky as religion's latter day prophet. Imam Rauf's peaceful solution: Obama attends church service, worships self. Obama proposes national 'Win The Future' lottery; proceeds of new WTF Powerball to finance more gov't spending. It's a shame that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of polar bears. Obama calls new taxes 'spending reductions in tax code. Obama's teleprompter unhappy with White House Twitter: Obama's Regulation Reduction committee finds US Constitution to be expensive outdated framework inefficiently regulating federal gov't. Responding to Oslo shootings, Obama declares Christianity "Religion of Peace," praises "moderate Christians," promises to send one into space. Conservative think tank introduces children to capitalism with pop-up picture book "The Road to Smurfdom". Al Gore proposes to combat Global Warming by extracting silver linings from clouds in Earth's atmosphere. Obama refutes charges of him being unresponsive to people's suffering: Obama regrets the US government didn't provide his mother with free contraceptives when she was in college. Obama congratulates Putin on Chicago-style election outcome. People's Cube gives itself Hero of Socialist Labor medal in recognition of continued expert advice provided to the Obama Administration helping to shape its foreign and domestic policies. Enraged by accusation that they are doing Obama's bidding, media leaders demand instructions from White House on how to respond. Obama blames previous Olympics for failure to win at this Olympics. Progressive slogan 'We should be more like Europe' most popular with members of American Nazi Party. Jesus saves, I just spend. Anarchists plan, schedule, synchronize, and execute a coordinated campaign against all of the above. Secretary of Energy Steven Chu: Obama Administration running food stamps across the border with Mexico in an operation code-named "Fat And Furious". Pakistan explodes in protest over new Adobe Acrobat update; 17 local acrobats killed. IOTW Report Terry Colon The Fine Report Professor Kurgman kathy blog FAQster BestObamaFacts. Re-educate your friends, family, and co-workers! Vitaly Painting - New York Online Sale Cheap Wedding Dresses at ViViDress UK. Personal Obama Presidential Library For The Home If the facts don't fit Trumpsters Begin Destruction of Another Company: Resistance If Obama were Jesus: Soviet Accident Prevention Posters: The Back Story You know you're spending too much time on The Cube when I move to the groove of the People's Director! Members Only Merchandise The First Thanksgiving: The Korrekt Version War and Appeasement: The Revised Classics How to make an excellent theory paper script service? Obama putting the 'fun' back in 'funeral' Annoying adverts going for broke re: Obama Digs Hole with Trotsky-Style Pickaxe When theory meets reality Obama Points Gun At Audiences CAPTION: Obama the Affirmative Action Hurdle Jumper. Sergei the Russian Colluder explains exactly how the Russians colluded to do the Russian Collusion. For the first time we are learning about Operation Covfefe, named after the Russian folk hero, Yuri Covfefe, who was known to have supernatural powers to influence elections. Poor Me is a magazine dedicated to people who see themselves as victims. Read the new Trump-Comey edition - their thickest issue to date. Challenges of being a drama queen in the age of Trump. March against fascism ends withfewer deaths than expected Hillary to victims: From woke to broke in one easy step Top 10 methods to make the world feel guilty and apologize LeBron James needs a day without white people: Comey, 56, demonstrates on doll where he feared Trump was going to touch him. In a dramatic stroke of brilliance and keen journalistic instinct, or perhaps outright laziness, we decided to start from the back. Systems what we found. Hospital stays exceeding two days require patient-provided bedpans and light bulbs. Co-pays are now tracked by as a Wall Street investment index. Half off Abortion-Tuesdays at Family Dollar stores everywhere. School lunch programs shall include Soylent Green Fridays. As a member of the white male hetero Christian class my peoples have been ruling the world far to long. It is only fitting that I and my ilk get a taste of our own medicine and accept our demotion in exchange for the promotion of the victim class. The only thing my peoples can do to alleviate our deserved pains is to sacrifice our place willingly and eagerly. We shall vocally praise the oppressed, admit our sins and accept our lashings. When we are ordered to leave our campuses because of our whiteness we shall do so with a smile. When we are reminded of our privilege we shall accept it with a tear. Equality before the law is not the goal. Lady Justice is not blind, comrade. Her eyes are open and her scales are now tipped accordingly. That is the "Democratic Ideal" for which we now must live. Early this morning President Trump challenged the nation to discover the true meaning of "covfefe. Just some pictures and headlines: An academic study from researchers at Brunel University London assessed men, looking at their height, weight, overall physical strength and bicep circumference, along with their views on redistribution of wealth and income inequality. Back when I lived in New York I went shopping for a modern-looking microfiber jacket suitable for cool weather. I visited a dozen boutique stores in Manhattan, trying on a variety of nice-looking jackets. None of them fit me in the chest. Even if I was able to zip them up over my chest, I couldn't move my arms The 6 foot-long fossil reveals that the extinct tradebot man of England possessed two large working testicles, which shatters all modern theories about the origins of today's residents of the British Isles. The world's best known dealmaker-turned-president showed that when it comes to real estate, nobody out-negotiates the Trumpster. The president met briefly with Pope Francis, whom Trump described as a "…very, very nice man. Very hospitable," before agreeing on a price for the Vatican. Subjects discussed by the two leaders included the environment, world peace, religious tolerance, and property values. He made an offer, but you know how deals are, he started low and I started high," Trump told the accredited media shortly afterwards. Do you hate Donald Trump? Is your lifelong dream to destroy his presidency? Do you live for nothing else these days? Are you looking for a flexible job that requires little effort while allowing you to be as outrageous as you want? Do you enjoy throwing stuff at the wall and watching it slide down to the floor leaving a trail of slime? Then mainstream media outlets, especially the New York Times and Washington Post, would like to offer you a position as an ANONYMOUS SOURCE! Harvard University has written a new dress code that defines ties, a traditional male dress accessory, as a symbol of oppression, chauvinism, and hate speech. Komrades, I made this little vid where Ragnar Lothbrok gets a glimpse of his people's nightmarish future that is 21st century Sweden. It has no major spoilers from the show "Vikings". For thousands of years, since the end of the Ice Age, international workers gathered in their caves on May Day to organize, protest, and represent. They sat around bonfires chanting Party-approved slogans and denouncing U. Every year the changing Current Truth called for different slogans, which were promptly provided to the masses by this glorious Party Organ. And this year is no different. See the most current, updated, and expanded list of slogans for May Day A sad day today. The People's Climate Marches in both Denver and Colorado Springs today had to be cancelled because of snow. I demand a Congressional investigation. Surely Trump has colluded with the Russians to hack our weather in order to make those of us on the side of Truth, Glassdoor and The Socialist Way look bad. Winter Blast Putting Climate Protests On Ice In Colorado Fearless Girl has gotten a little cocky since she stood up to the Wall Street bull - that symbol of financial optimism and prosperity. Her search for other icons that she can threaten with her icy stare and bravado is taking her on a world-wide excursion. On April 22, and the battlecry of Earth Day resounding through the canyons of our metropoles, Science will march in the front row! MIT Press is out with a new book that teaches children the tenets of Karl Marx with fairy tales. The little girl's armpit hair is especially disturbing. I understand it must be a nod to feminism, and far be it from me to dictate rules of body hygiene to any women and their consenting partners. The reason it's disturbing is because little girls don't have armpit hair. So the book's authors either have never had children themselves and forgot their own childhood, or they are perverts who fantasize about a world where little girls have armpit hair or where adult women with glassdoor hair look, dress, and behave like little girls and break things they don't or won't understand. In we told the world that "We only have ten years left to save the planet. Then during the election season our Holy Prophet Who Has Never Been Wrong, Al Gorski Muslim name: So, inprophet al-goreeza issued another fatwa You may be like many Americans, and just not sure what you should be outraged about and which side to pick. But wait no longer! When to feel triggered! Which side to choose! When to choose the other side! How to vent your righteous anger! Where to go for t-shirts and matching placards! Progressive social media protest calendaring function! United Airlines will not be beat, even if you take their seat. Previously, airlines were required to pay passengers four times their ticket price if they were more than 4 hours late, but United now has a deal beater. If they need a passenger's seat, they will simply beat them and drag them from the plane. This way, they keep costs low for the little people, while kicking the teeth in of uppity, fancy doctors. A Soviet immigrant's theor y of why the West is on the path towards self-destruction Tears of Social Justice Warriors IVANKA TRUMP BUSINESS SAVVY Entrepreneurial skills showcased Now that Ivanka Trump's perfume has seen a sales explosion due to, of all things, retail outlets removing the brand from their shelves, Ms Trump has been looking to further incorporate irritated liberals in her business strategy. Retailers did not consider the fact that the vast majority of liberal women don't enjoy smelling pleasant, so any move related to perfume inventory would go unnoticed by this demographic Every year on April First, internationally known as The Current Truth Day, all progressive humanity celebrates the People's Cube's glorious anniversary. Twelve years ago today, on April 1,this Party Organ was launched out of an undisclosed bunker and swiftly rose over the horizon like the red hexahedron-shaped sun of the revolution, bringing the light of Party-approved thought straight out of the Motherland to the toiling masses of the darkened, non-socialist parts of planet Earth. San Francisco, CA -- 81 year old Cynthia Cunningham was hospitalized during the early morning hours today after she was found barely conscious in Target department store women's restroom. The elderly woman fell into a toilet becoming lodged in the public commode when the seat that Cunningham attempted to use was left up. According to the victim's family, Cunningham went missing last night after she went into town to buy her grandson a birthday card and a video game. The frail customer with poor eyesight and a weak bladder was recorded on security cameras rushing into the restroom a half-hour before the store closed only to not emerge until EMTs carried her out To play, keep the card by your computer as you read the news and social media reaction to the attack. When you see something in the news or on social media that matches something on the card, check it off! Welcome to the People's Cube clearing house for all the latest, scandalous, fascist, and Systems outrages of the Trump administration. What is the latest, breathless, gotta-tell-it-now scandal that defies credulity? DID YOU KNOW that Neil Gorsuch may have taken his Bar Exam with one shoe untied? Can you believe he's actually being considered for the Supreme Court? DID YOU KNOW that Jim Sessions may have worn a WHITE pocket square folded with a POINTY TOP? Yeah, that's not racist sarcasm! And they say Trump Concerned that Russians don't consume enough alcohol in the month of March, Russia's Orthodox Church has now made St. Because the Orthodox Church's calendar is two weeks behind the Western calendar, the celebration is being scheduled on March 30th, almost two weeks after the drinking has wrapped up in the rest of the world. This means that Russia's million-strong population will be carousing on the 17th when everyone else does it, and then glassdoor the 30th I know it is hard to imagine living a day without being reminded of the sensitivities and abuses faced by our perpetually aggrieved brethren but I am in desperate need of "A Day Without Guilt. Please help me complete our day schedule. Dear oppressed women and non-women who identify as females! On this wonderful spring holiday the Party takes a day off from the usual revolutionary struggle in order to celebrate all the international contributions to social justice made by self-identified female-gendered persons and wishes for them to crush their oppressors anywhere they can find them - and get even! We will never have a truly equal society until we can eliminate Penis Envy by eliminating the penis. All GENITALS BELONG TO THE STATE! A hundred years ago April 6, America entered World War I. The prevailing media messaging of the time was captured in these war propaganda posters. Things have changed in the last hundred years, and so has the media messaging. This raises some questions: Who comes up with this new messaging? Who is the target? What is it aimed to accomplish? E uma nação pode sobreviver a esta mentalidade se prevalecer? Could any nation survive it? Because while the messaging has changed, the world hasn't If today's New York Times editors had been in charge in strumming harp music A likely illegal publication of a private German telegram to culturally diverse Hispanic and Oriental leaders causes rage, Teutophobia among white alt-right U. The telegram, which legal experts caution may be illegal for citizens to read An unnamed teacher in Massachusetts, believing that her students were as shocked by Trump's election as she was, posted these equality-enforcement proclamations on the classroom wall. It must be very reassuring for "Latino a " students to see a daily reminder that they are not rapists or drug dealers. The same goes for Muslim students who supposedly need to be reminded that they are not terrorists in case they forget. Black students are probably expected to feel grateful for being sheltered from certain death that lurks outside; paranoia is always good for morale. It is the dawn of the Trump era. The deep state, also known as "a state within a state" is in danger of being drained. In Washington, DC, an elite group of career government bureaucrats bands together to issue the squeal of a lifetime. The sabotage of Trump and his troops serves as the backdrop for the gripping story about self-serving pen pushers who put the entire country's future on the line to defend their swamp, trough, and the deep state from Trump's swamp-draining forces. Despite inconclusive evidence and ignoring the possible ramifications, the deep state orders the attack Each February, film fans around the world turn their attention to the Academy Awards called "The Oscars. We've saturated ourselves with popcorn while watching entertaining "snowflake" routines since Election Day, and it only gets better. We've got free entertainment! We've watched more liberal meltdowns on YouTube than movies. We get excited and well… forget the cinema! I'm staying home to watch the liberals! Comrade Psychiatrist is unhappy with Mr. And while the Soviet Union has gone the way of the dodo, its glorious socialist legacy is still up for the picking. One of these unparalleled Soviet achievements is the use of psychiatry to silence dissent and delegitimize political opposition Because this is about People. People who are fighting fascism. People who want only to take back the democracy that last November 8th was ripped from us as if we were raped—which, in a sense, we were. Is it just me, or do you also wonder how liberals can possibly function, let alone win elections? This lump in their heads, they refer to it as a mind, is made of absurdities, inconsistencies and contradictions. How is possible to hold so many mutually exclusive beliefs? Scientists have discovered that both love and hate originate in the same nervous circuits in the brain. I'm not sure if this has been picked up in America but our UK press are reporting that President Trump was "bashing" systems BBC. Donald Trump bashes the BBC again in heated back-and-forth with 'impartial free and fair' reporter Jon Sopel during bizarre White House press conference - President said 'Here's another beauty' after asking Jon Sopel where he was from - North America editor replied 'It's a good line', adding: Our correspondent in Belgium, Comrade Minitrue, has sent us a transmission about the growing prominence of the People's Cube in the European Union of Soviet Socialist Republics EUSSR tradebot its glorious capital, Brussels. The ever-vigilant Komrad Silverman has done THE PEOPLE a great favor by korrektly identifying markings, disregarded by most wrong-thinking people, as simple utility worker symbols. They are, in fact, secret and subversive codes of hatred, used by a world-wide conspiracy of fascists, known as the The Utility Workers' Army, whose hidden agenda is Orange Supremacy. Thanks to the eagle eye of Sarah Silverman, the secret signs of the Trump Nazi Illuminati have been exposed. Orange is the new white. Valentine Day in People's Cube history The People's Valentine Guide to Dating Dictators Dating a dictator can be a scary and dangerous endeavor. But it also offers an opportunity to meet the authoritarian oppressor of your dreams, provided that the proper precautions are taken. Whether you are a young starry-eyed Utopian or have been around the eastern bloc for a while, everyone can benefit from these tips and guidelines for safe dictator-dating procedures. Valentine's Day is coming up Get in Shape for Valentine With The People's Weight-Loss Log Progressive Valentines Day for Gender Specific Males Progressive Valentines Day for Gender Specific Females Progressive Valentines Day for Non-Gender-Specific comrades CAPTION: Pelosi's Valentine Day Sign. Nordstrom stores - among others - recently stopped carrying Ivanka Trump's wares. They claim that this decision is not at all politically motivated, but strictly a result of lagging sales. Nordstrom swears their Ivanka Trump dump has nothing to do with a boycott campaign waged by a random marketing consultant, under the hashtag GrabYourWallet. The timing that Ivanka's sales lagged around the same time her father became close to winning the election, which is also when the boycott campaign ramped up, but not a moment before, is purely coincidental. Armed with a baseball bat and wearing a fashionable rioting unisex ensemble, Flat Antifa is looking for some fascism to smash. Fascism is anything that Flat Antifa doesn't understand. It needs to be smashed. Fascists are those who refuse to conform to Flat Antifa's non-conformism. They need to be smashed. Included on the list of things to smash are gender fascism, sexist fascism, racist fascism, homo-fascism, hetero-fascism, bi-fascism, trans-fascism, adult fascism, and parental fascism. Help Flat Antifa find more fascism to smash. Hooters announced today that they are preparing to hire 10, Muslim refugee women in a show of support to the immigrant community and in a display of solidarity with other American companies that have offered similar support. Hooters joins the list of companies such as Starbucks, which has also offered to hire 10, refugees instead of veterans or unemployed Americans, as well as AirBNB, which has offered to house these immigrants. Vladimir Putin deflated footballs used by the New England Patriots - it was revealed today by CNN. This is the only way that they could have won the Superbowl. It has been determined that he did it to make Trump's team victorious. Women and minorities have been hardest hit by this latest defeat. You may have seen the recent fake news that the Statue of Liberty was originally meant to be a womyn of the Religion of Peace: All of which is Well and Good. But it only scratches the surface. Outspoken comedian Sarah Silverman thinks that Trump voters are racist, she said yesterday while wearing blackface makeup to emphasize her point. Later, after working herself up into some kind of frenzy, Silverman appeared to call for a military coup in a tweet, while protests against Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos turned violent after Soros' and systems DNC's minions attacked people with shovels and clubs while burning things and breaking windows. These 'activists' are so literally the products of modern philosophy that someone should cry to all the university administrations and faculties: Famous Tweets in chronological order: Beyonce has announced today that she is pregnant with two Donald Trump's babies at once, with experts predicting that this may inadvertently set the tone for the entire Black History Month, which has just begun. The year-old singer was disappointed that her previous pregnancy photo on Instagram only gathered 6, likes, 17, tweets, and some anemic media coverage at such lame old news organizations as The New York Times, LA Times, US Weekly, Chicago Tribune, and similar media holdouts, with not a single picture or a word about her in places where it really counts - Breitbart, Fox News It will be raised every time there is a call to "arms" for hugging. I haven't quite figured out yet what this flag should be called. This humble Kommisar welcomes the contributions of the most equal masses for the christening dedication of this new Reciprocating Trump's MuslimBan, the CEO of Starbucks has vowed to start a campaign of discrimination against US citizens by hiring 10, Muslim refugees instead of the usual local applicants as baristas. This, in turn, was immediately reciprocated by a call to BoycottStarbucks by Trump supporters, who claim that Starbucks is an overhyped watering hole for pompous white Subaru-driving liberals in yoga pants. That is an outrageously divisive statement because it excludes unicyclists and Prius drivers, whose vehicles are equipped with three turn signals: There is a chart circulating the internet, showing the numbers of American citizens killed by Middle Easterners since The purpose of this chart is to persuade us that President Trump is banning people from the wrong countries. Citizenship from these countries does not equal Muslim. But a travel ban of these countries' citizens is a ban of all Muslims. We know that no Muslim would kill an American, because Islam is the Religion of Peace. According to this chart, Saudi Arabians are more dangerous than citizens of Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and Yemen. But we don't really want Saudi Arabians to be banned, because it is a Muslim-majority After the tragic loss of life in the Quebec mosque shooting of January the 29th, it warms our hearts to witness the correct response we expect in such situations. Major news outlets were quick to point out that the current prime suspect, a certain Mr. Buissonette, had serious mental issues and work-related traumas that may have caused him to act irrationally. To stress the "lone wolf" character of this attack, no links were made with other anti-Muslim actions or protests in the past that have no proven connection to this incident. To avoid stigmatising any demographic, prime minister Trudeau did not immediately describe this "event" as terrorism. Calling out around the world, are you ready for a brand new protest? Trump is here and the time is right for protesting in the street! Enclosed in your hijab, you can, in the name of women's rights, proudly stand up and be a warrior against Trump's War on Women. Join millions of like-minded women in smashing the patriarchy, achieving freedom from male domination and oppression, fighting for gender-justice, and checking based on skin tone your white privilege. It's simple common sense: Speaking to Harper's Bazaar, Madonna described focusing on Trump's image on the TV screen while casting magic spells as her agent and friend recited verses from the Quran. In the end, her mystical witchcraft backfired. Trump defeated Clinton, and Madonna became a hideous little monster instead. Months later the transmogrified celebrity is still struggling to accept what has happened: This feels like a pilot for an absurdist comedy, or at least a TV skit. Arrested Development comes to mind. Turns out, they are the police and they soon take him away in handcuffs. If Shia sells the rights to this episode, that should probably cover the medical bill from the upcoming month in the rehab.? It's only Trump's second full day on the job, and already he has drawn international criticism: Defending his decision, President Trump told reporters, "Look, I know it's controversial, blah, blah, blah. But to me it's genius. I'm gonna make ISIS go on Obamacare, and I'm going to make them pay for it. It's what I campaigned on, and I'm gonna make it happen in the first days. Senate, Chuck Schumer rushed to a microphone. Lets blow up the patriarchal government and replace it with a governwomynt! Attending a Trumphitler protest? That Guy Fawkes mask is "old hat! Don't be laughed at! Show your comrades just how revolutionary and equal you can be by wearing the latest thing in Protest-wear! Madonna is more revolutionary, more nasty, more disease-ridden than that old But just like Guy Fawkes, she too wants to blow up the seat of government. Available now at your local Protest Supplies store. Ask about tradebot special limited-edition with bonus vial of Madonna's actual menstrual blood. Iranian actress Taraneh Alidoosti has recently vowed to boycott the Academy Awards ceremony as a protest of Illegitimate President Donald Trump's illegitimate proposal to illegitimately suspend visas for citizens of some African and Middle Eastern nations. Alidoosti, who appears in the Oscar-nominated The Salesmanpoints out that foreign travelers to the United States have a right to come and go as they please without the illegitimate interference of the U. Her announcement has larger implications: Lawyers for Hillary Clinton today announced that they are initiating legal action against Satan for breach of contract. They are demanding that he return the soul of Hillary Clinton who was promised the highest office in the land for her soul. Satan's representative, George Soros, declared that the promise was made in New York City and that she will have to settle for mayor. Following yesterday's Inauguration, half a million American women put on their pink "pussyhats" and marched on Washington, D. Organized by Planned Parenthood, Council for American-Islamic Relations, the Communist Party, and other progressive movements, American women came to Donald Trump's doorstep to express their anger, fury, indignation, and outrage over the fact that they can't name a single right that men have and women don't. New lyrics - updated and improved: That's great it starts like an earthquake cargo snakes on aeroplane And Tammy Bruce is not afraid eye of a hurricane listen to the Dems churn World serves it's own needs dummies serve your own needs Feeding off of faux speak grunts no strength The latter starts to clatter with fear fright down whites Why're they on fire representing people's gains In a government for hire and a left wing site Leftists west and dying in a hurry with the people breathing down your neck A Trump-hating protester set himself on fire last night outside the Trump International Hotel a few blocks from the White House in Washington, D. The as yet unidentified year-old Californian used an unidentified accelerant and a lighter in an unsuccessful attempt to flambe himself for social justice. It was unclear if the man was insane or simply a very dedicated demonstrator. Given his disinclination to fully combust he is unlikely to have been an Eagle Scout. A letter to all entertainers performing at Trump's inauguration: We are the party of love. We've told you that over and over again, but you just don't seem to get it, so we have no other choice but to send you this anonymous death threat. How DARE you reject our love? You forced our hand and now we must teach you that if you don't do what we say, that means you don't love us. And you're supposed to love us. We are tolerant and inclusive and if you don't agree with us, you must be silenced! We want to give ourselves to you, body and soul, BUT YOU JUST WON'T SEE IT AND GO OFF WHORING AFTER THAT BITCH. With just over 48 hours left of the Obama Administration, this is your last chance to remember if there is anything you might have done for which you need a pardon. My transgression and my cat's transgression: Years ago, Dear Leader's glorious face graced the cover of the magazine Fast Company. I failed to frame it and put it on the wall so I could bow as I walked by. I left it on the couch Naturally, I mandated the cat to take eight weeks of diversity and sensitivity training President Obama awarded himself the prestigious, 'Distinguished Public Service Medal' on Wednesday, January 4th, During his teary-eyed presentation speech, he referred to himself some 97 times while gloriously expounding on his many accomplishments, performances and outstanding golf games. Through tears of joy during the acceptance speech, he referred to himself another times expounding upon his many successes and how smart he is. We breathlessly await more medals of this type to be awarded to Barack Obama. MOSCOW -- Following Buzzfeed's "golden showers" expose regarding president-elect Trump's alleged escapades in a Moscow hotel, Vladimir Putin held a ceremony in the Kremlin, giving golden medals to a group of heroic Russian women who served the Motherland in the course of this operation. Why would he leave them for unvetted females with a lowered sense of social responsibility? Don't miss this post-election fire sale as the Clinton Foundation closes its doors and lays off its non-unionized employees. A behind the scenes look at how Pee-Gate really happened. We have long known that right-wing people are better looking, smarter, happier, and even have a better sex life without demanding that the government pays for their contraceptives. No one knew how to effectively argue that fact, deny it, rationalize it, or turn it into an asset - until now. A groundbreaking scientific research has finally answered the most puzzling question of the Universe: Why would anyone in their right mind ever vote for a right-winger? As a side effect, scientists also explained that people's right-wing politics stem from their beauty, talent, ability, strength, and well-being, which also signals I raise a tin cup of glorious beet vodka with a splash of tractor fuel to the imaginary hookers. Once again the mainstream media is trickling out details, one drip at a time People PAY to get their beds wet? I know some folks with pure talent. The search for prostitutes who peed on Obama's bed has been narrowed down to one suspect The People's Cube entry has just been purged from Wikipedia. We are now officially a non-site populated by non-persons sharing non-thoughts and making non-jokes. It makes me feel right at home, back in the Soviet Union, where an invisible hand obstructed any of my efforts to manifest my existence. No visibility means no responsibility. Out of sight, out of mind. As a linguistic experiment, scientists once had "out of sight, out of mind" translated into Systems and then back into English. The phrase returned as "invisible lunatics. No need to think now, non-people. The Wiki-progs have turned us into invisible lunatics. Announcing Volume 1 Number 1 of TRUMPIAN HORRORS - the new, hip, retro-pulp fiction magazine for Cis Males, Cis Men, Trans Males, Each month or whenever we get around to it -- publishing schedules are racistTRUMPIAN HORRORS will bring you gripping fictionalized accounts but NOT FAKE NEWS! Headline story and Trigger Warning! Dear President Obama, I would like to take the time to honestly thank you from the bottom of my heart for having a huge hand in creating the greatest age for satire that the world has ever seen. But aside from that, there is so much more to be thankful for. I believe that I also speak for countless college-educated people when I say that during the dusk of your presidency we should take the time to list some of the amazing things you have done and to reflect upon them. When we first saw this headline, we thought it was yet another sati rical spoof about Snopes, similar to our own previous exploits: But first, let's step back a little. We've had a few spates with Snopes in the past. It was all fun and games when Snopes co-founder David Mikkelson first debunked our story about Rosie O'Donnell getting a tramp stamp with ISIS flag to support Islamic 'freedom fighters' On Wednesday, President Obama added another prestigious medal to his Nobel Prize collection when he had Defense Secretary Ash Carter award him the Department of Defense Medal for Distinguished Public Service. Most Americans had no idea that the Pentagon? Additionally, you may not be aware that several countries are? The European Union didn't exist and neither did China's economic powerhouse. The Berlin wall had just come down and Germany had finally reunited. Hillary Clinton was a little-known mouthy First Lady of Arkansas and the media gleefully predicted that Donald Trump would never climb back to the top after his Atlantic City fiasco. On the other side of the Iron Curtain, the Eastern bloc was in shambles, but the USSR was still standing with Mikhail Gorbachev at the helm. The KGB meddled in other countries' affairs as usual, spreading "fake news" and helping leftist politicians with no objections from the Western media The Wikipedia page about the People's Cube may be purged in a few days and we'll become a non-site unless we take action. You can add your two kopeks to the discussion here: In this New Year edition of No News - Good News we are happy to inform our readers that the following things did not occur this year: Santa disclosed naughty list on WikiLeaks, "Helped Trump win election"; Obama expels Rudolph, Prancer, Vixen, and 35 elves in retaliation - California builds wall to keep out Trump supporters - Bernie supporters stunned there is no socialist Santa Claus, vow to continue demanding free chocolate cookies, milk - Washington Post sues Internet for infringing on "fake news" business - Controversy in the lab: Long after burial physicists uncertain Schrodinger is dead - Sexed-up Mother Russia becomes Milf Russia; Motherland renamed into Milfland on Putin's orders By popular demand, we have made two versions of this design - cute and rebellious - pick whichever feels more "deplorable" to you. The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. CNN, WaPo, NYT anonymous sources say Vladimir Putin may have ties to Russia BREAKING: Evidence proves Donald Trump conspired with his campaign to defeat Hillary Clinton University ranked "very intolerant of free speech" fights the accusation by banning the study and all involved Concerned that Russians don't consume enough alcohol in the month of March, Russia's Orthodox Church makes St. Starbucks CEO Schultz's hiring of 10, Muslim refugees likely to blow up in his face Will the groundprog be frightened by its own shadow and hide - or will there be another tradebot of insane protests? Trump assina uma ordem executiva fazendo os monumentos nacionais da Califórnia e Nova York; residents have two days to vacate Women's March against fascism completed withfewer deaths than anticipated Feminist historians uncover ghastly concentration camps where so-called "housewives" were forced to live inauthentic lives slaving away in kitchens Dictionary of the future: Global Warming was a popular computer simulation glassdoor, where the only way to win was not to play "Anti-fascist" groups violently protest misspelling of their original name, "aren't-we-fascists" Post-inauguration blues: Millions of uncounted tradebot found on Hillary's private voting machine in her Chappaqua bathroom New York Times: Fidel Castro world's sexiest corpse After years of trial and error, CIA finally succeeds with the "waiting it out" technique on Fidel Castro Post-election shopping tip: Many non-voters still undecided on how they're not going to vote The Evolution of Dissent: Bush Venezuela solves starvation problem by making it mandatory to buy food Breaking: FRESH FROM THE CUBE Newsletter Su bscribe voluntarily and we promise that the KGB will not sell your email down the river to other spy agencies. Winner of The Most Politically Correct Web Site Medal and Award, Winner of HERO OF CHANGE Medal and Award, Awarded "Friend of People" License and Medallion, Find Womens Watches for Your Wife on dhgate. Mother Page What is The People's Cube? GLOBAL WARMING Demolish capitalist lies, round up the deniers! A WORMHOLE INTO THE FUTURE REMEMBER KATRINA! Guy Paul Krugman Hillary, People's Leader Doctor Fuku Dr. KG3 Laika The Space Dog Lenin's Nook Comrade Mr. Palimpsest NPR At Large People's Red Planet Angie Comics STATE-RUN STORE 86 BY PRODUCT: See the Entire Store The People's Cube Obama Playing Cards Obama Dollar Bill Magnet T-SHIRTS POSTERS BUTTONS POSTCARDS MAGNETS BAGS MUGS STICKERS TIES APRONS KEYCHAINS HATS THE PARTY BUNKER RedSquare ThePeoplesCube. Al Gore, People's I. People's Dry Goods Store: BLOG TRUTH CONTEST New Comprehensive Investigation Involving Trump CNN communists mourn Ossoff's defeat by Handel in Georgia Buy now! Obama the Affirmative Action Hurdle Jumper Proof of Russian Collusion - Finally! Trump-Comey edition Poor Me is a magazine dedicated to people who see themselves as victims. Viking Ragnar has a nightmare about modern Sweden Komrades, I made this little vid where Ragnar Lothbrok gets a glimpse of his people's nightmarish future that is 21st century Sweden. The People's Cube is twelve years old! London Edition Step right up! Then and Now A hundred years ago April 6, America entered World War I. Defenders of the Deep State It is the dawn of the Trump era. Instructional Video Is it just me, or do you also wonder how liberals can possibly function, let alone win elections? Pelosi's Valentine Day Sign Ivanka Trump boycott fizzles out Nordstrom stores - among others - recently stopped carrying Ivanka Trump's wares. Trump Voters Are Racist Outspoken comedian Sarah Silverman thinks that Trump voters are racist, she said yesterday while wearing blackface makeup to emphasize her point. Beyonce pregnant with 2 Donald Trump's babies Beyonce has announced today that she is pregnant with two Donald Trump's babies at once, with experts predicting that this may inadvertently set the tone for the entire Black History Month, which has just begun. Starbucks White Snowflake Smoothie Reciprocating Trump's MuslimBan, the CEO of Starbucks has vowed to start a campaign of discrimination against US citizens by hiring 10, Muslim refugees instead of the usual local applicants as baristas. Why doesn't Trump ban Saudi Arabia too? Instruments of Resistance Calling out around the world, are you ready for a brand new protest? Get REAL MAD, with the Madonna Protest Mask! A Documentary A behind the scenes look at how Pee-Gate really happened. President Dear President Obama, I would like to take the time to honestly thank you from the bottom of my heart for having a huge hand in creating the greatest age for satire that the world has ever seen. Life imitates The People's Cube big time! People's Cube can be deleted from Wikipedia, HELP! Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel! John Kasich's real dad was the milkman, not mailman National Enquirer: A Charlie Brown Christmas gets shot up on air by Mohammed cartoons Democrats vow to burn the country down over Ted Cruz statement, 'The overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats' Russia's trend to sign bombs dropped on ISIS with "This is for Paris" found response in Obama administration's trend to sign American bombs with "Return to sender" University researchers of cultural appropriation quit upon discovery that their research is appropriation from a culture that created universities Archeologists discover remains of what Barack Obama has described as unprecedented, un-American, and not-who-we-are immigration screening process in Ellis Island Mizzou protests lead to declaring entire state a "safe space," changing Missouri motto to "The don't show me state" Green energy fact: Truth is a variable deduced by subtracting 'what is' from 'what ought to be' Experts agree: DELETE is the new RESET Charlie Heb do receives Islamophobe award ; the cartoonists could not be reached for systems due to their inexplicable, illogical deaths Russia sends 'reset' button back to Hillary: If Obama had a convenience store, it would look like Obama Express Food Market Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males NASA: US tourists flock to see Cuba before it looks like the US and Cubans flock to see the US before it looks like Cuba White House describes attacks on Sony Pictures as 'spontaneous hacking in response to offensive video mocking Juche and its prophet' CIA responds to Democrat calls for transparency by releasing the director's cut of The Making Of Obama's Birth Certificate Obama: Republican takeover of the Senate is a clear mandate from the American people for President Obama to rule by executive orders Nurse Kaci Hickox angrily tells reporters that she won't change her clocks for daylight savings time Democratic Party leaders in panic after recent poll shows most Democratic voters think 'midterm' is when to end pregnancy Desperate Democratic candidates plead with Obama to stop backing them and instead support their GOP opponents Ebola Czar issues five-year plan with mandatory quotas of Ebola infections per each state based on voting preferences Study: Hillary not nominated despite having done even less than Obama to deserve it Obama: Secret Service foils Secret Service plot to protect Obama Revised 1st Amendment: Obama uses pen and phone to cancel Putin's Netflix account Joe Biden to Russia: Jackson's Rainbow Coalition to Crimea Al Sharpton: Obama blames Fox News for Broncos' loss Feminist author slams gay marriage: Obama had no knowledge he'd been reelected until he read about it in the local newspaper last week Server problems at HealthCare. If you were able to complete ObamaCare form online, it wasn't a legitimate gov't website; you should report online fraud and change all your passwords Obama administration gets serious, threatens Syria with ObamaCare Obama authorizes the use of Vice President Joe Biden's double-barrel shotgun to fire a couple of blasts at Syria Sharpton: Mary Landrieu D-LA can see Canada from South Dakota Susan Rice: IRS actions against tea parties caused by anti-tax YouTube video that was insulting to their faith Drudge Report reduces font to fit all White House scandals onto one page Obama: If I had a gay son, he'd look like Jason Collins Gosnell's office in Benghazi raided by the IRS: Obama Administration to reclassify marathon bombing as 'sportsplace violence' Study: Success has many fathers but failure becomes a government program US Media: Michelle Obama praises weekend rampage by Chicago teens as good way to burn calories and stay healthy This Passover, Obama urges his subjects to paint lamb's blood above doors in order to avoid the Sequester White House to American children: Sequest er causes layoffs among hens that lay Easter eggs; union-wage Easter Bunnies to be replaced by Mexican Chupacabras Time Mag names Hugo Chavez world's sexiest corpse Boy, 8, pretends banana is gun, makes daring escape from school Study: Free lunches overpriced, lack nutrition Oscars Michelle Obama announces long-awaited merger of Hollywood and the State Joe Salazar defends the right of women to be raped in gun-free environment: President Obama to visit the United States in the near future Obama promises to create thousands more economically neutral jobs Modernizing Islam: New York imam proposes to canonize Saul Alinsky as religion's latter day prophet Imam Rauf's peaceful solution: Obama's threat to burn tax money in Washington 'recruitment bonanza' for Tea Parties Study: It's a shame that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of polar bears Michael Moore: As long as there is anyone with money to shake down, this country is not broke Obama's teleprompters unionize, demand collective bargaining rights Obama calls ne w taxes 'spending reductions in tax code. Planned Parenthood introduces Frequent Flucker reward card: China plans to land on Moon or at least on cheap knockoff thereof Koran-Contra: Obama secretly arms Syrian rebels Poll: Progressive slogan 'We should be more like Europe' most popular with members of American Nazi Party Obama to Evangelicals: Jesus saves, I just spend May Day: Anarchists plan, schedule, synchronize, and execute a coordinated campaign against all of the above Midwestern farmers hooked on new erotic novel "50 Shades of Hay" Study: Vitaly Painting - New York Online Sale Cheap Wedding Dresses at ViViDress UK Find Womens Watches for Your Wife on dhgate. Cube Mother Page What is The People's Cube? VIEW AS A BLOG PAGE VIEW AS A FORUM. Media the Lapdog for Obama Caption contest. Cube Cube Cube Cube Cube Cube Cube Welcome Systems About us Orientation Training What is The People's Cube? Red Primer for Children and Diplomats Submissions The Purges Gulag for Trolls You might be a thoughtcriminal. Guilt Quiz Interactive Collective Quiz. Register Log in Profile FAQ real. Tea Party Posters Complete Collection, Free Downloads Election Posters Obama Poster Parodies Obama Poster Cards. People's Karaoke Progressive sing-alongs for collective dancing and marching. View on this site Red Square's YouTube channel Party favorites. Palimpsest NPR At Large People's Red Planet Angie Comics. See the Entire Store The People's Cube Obama Playing Cards Obama Dollar Bill Magnet. T-SHIRTS POSTERS BUTTONS POSTCARDS MAGNETS BAGS. MUGS STICKERS TIES APRONS KEYCHAINS HATS. Red Square, People's Director, Department of Unanimity and Visual Agitation.
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